Mating: Your Profile Picture

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Mating: Your Profile Picture

A good friend of mine, who I bumped into at a party, said they'd been lurking on Velvepark Mate unregistered, but hadn't "seen" anyone they were interested in. My response to my dear friend was: just as you're looking for someone, someone is looking for you! But neither of you will find each other becuase you haven't registered, or put up a picture, or filled out your profile!

Believe it or not, there are at least four times as many people lurking on the site at any given time than there are those of us logged in. And at least half of all of the registered profiles are picture-less. Letting someone know you are here and queer is the first step in finding friendship and love!

So all you lurking lesbians we want to encourge you not to feel shy, or inhibited, The Prof, Diana and I are going to talk you through it:

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Comments [31]

Conlite's picture

You're calling this a

You're calling this a "lesbian passport".  Not necessarily a way to encourage profile photography.  I mean seriously, how many good passport photos have you seen?

Not2Taem's picture

Giggle!

Glasses

skate's picture

I've never had a fire

I've never had a fire extinguisher anywhere I've lived.

chelilektra's picture

oh my goodness...

I'm going to dig in the Myspace files because I feel that crazy eye has been wrongly attacked here. It's awesome. Leave it be.

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"Bitch, what you don't know about me is that I can just about fit in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know that I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" Silent Bob

Diana Cage's picture

damn you grace

I had just woken up, was still drinking coffee, still in my pajamas, no makeup and no god damn bra on! why you gotta put me in that video?

MacLass_19's picture

Ohhhhhh yeah...

Bra's are definately over rated.

Evil

Lake's picture

UUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

Nice.....Very Nice.....I'm just saying...Wink

Lake

Rusty's picture

I get it

The highest of my high-femme exes always got up 1/2 hour before me and changed into her this is how I look when I wake up look.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Not2Taem's picture

That is what I call

bedroom theater.

To each her own.

minniesota's picture

Swinging free

Feel free to not wear a bra next time. Laughing out loud

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Not2Taem's picture

Out of your cage

Its nice to see you coming out of your cage a bit. I like my femmes short on the primp.  Wink

Diana Cage's picture

yeah but

short on the undergarments? not so much!

Not2Taem's picture

Talking with your

When Grace talks with her hands, everyone comments on her long gorgeous fingers. But when you talk with your hands, the girls dance.  Laughing out loud

Speaking of Grace, she is the one who is under dressed. The glasses are a part of the ensemble!

Robin Rigby's picture

Hmm... Here I thought you

Hmm... Here I thought you were the only one who comments on Grace's hands? Smile

Not2Taem's picture

Nuh - uh!

Texy does to!

Diana Cage's picture

yeah but

short on the undergarments? not so much!

Tex's picture

OMG!

I hadn't watched the entire video! Sweetheart, you can wake up with me any time! 

Twitter Time @kdhales

MacLass_19's picture

Hah....

When I posted pictures of myself on Our Chart, I had dozens of perverts harassing me.... never, never again. 

Puzzled

 

chelilektra's picture

Baby please...

Tell me that I was the perve to end all perves.

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"Bitch, what you don't know about me is that I can just about fit in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know that I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" Silent Bob

SMBrown's picture

Well...when you post a pic of

Well...when you post a pic of a woman's ass, or some other anatomical part, the pervs do tend to come a'callin'.

MacLass_19's picture

LMAO

Oh my, they certainly do Mystics !!   

Now, if there's a chick around here that wants to slam her junk up on Judy Jetson, then at least I'd get a good giggle out of it...

I vow to never - well, probably never - post my ass, abs, nipples, or unbuttoned hoochiemama-levi-cutoff shorts again! 

Innocent

[edited for spelling]

SMBrown's picture

(omitted from my original

Wink

(omitted from my original comment)

Robin Rigby's picture

"some other anatomical

"some other anatomical part"... That reminds me. Whatever happened to Lake's boob pic?

Lake's picture

The 'Pervs'....

took it!!!!  Wink

Lake

Joanne Robertson's picture

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Joanne Robertson's picture

If my friends

could take a photo of me, that doesn't have me looking squinty, lazy eye-d, blinking or appearing "challenged", that would be really helpful Party

Robin Rigby's picture

Take your own!

I took the pic of me with my little red wagon in the desert with a 2MP point and shoot digital camera.  I took the pic of me at Waikiki Beach (the close up of half my face) with my iPhone.  The profile of me from my right side is actually of me and Pocket Traci that she took when we dropped of our film at the 2007 48 Hour Film dropoff.  I just cut her out of it since I didn't want anyone to think I was 28, 4'10" and adorable as hell. Smile

The bikini pic I had professionally taken.  Oh yeah, that's me.  Hahahaha!  

minniesota's picture

Golly gee

Golly gee, after listening to all of that advice, I am going to stick with my Southpark cartoon avatar. It looks more like me than real pictures of me.

Wait, some people have seen me on a video. New VPMers and lurkers, you will have to search for an old video that includes me. It was posted on this site sometime in the summer. Pretend it is a game, Where's Minniesota? Hah!

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Not2Taem's picture

I love your avatar!

It captures the essence of Minnie so well, I sometimes catch myself reaching out to pat your little head. 

Smile

Laniaya Alesia's picture

I failed this part of my

I failed this part of my profile. I so failed. And I was thinking i put up some nice pictures that showed off my personality and fashion sense.

Total fail.

Tex's picture

What?!?!

Are y'all saying that a woman won't fall for my Bugaboots pic?  

Smile

Twitter Time @kdhales