Lesbian Home Ec: The Dinner Party

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Lesbian Home Ec: The Dinner Party

Diana Cage weighs in on how not to make dinner for your date, in her latest episode of Lesbian Home Ec. Want to impress your gal pal with your culinary chops? Go for it! Only make sure to follow these simple rules:

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Comments [30]

yonks's picture

Thats remind me few years

Thats remind me few years ago, i've made a french endive gratin to a nice girl, you have to steam the whole endive, wrap it in ham, put a sauce and cook au gratin.  and i didn't notice that the inside of the the endive was rotted, so the plate smell really good, look very good but was all rooted inside.

thanks for bringing back this painful memory  

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

Diana Cage's picture

thanks yonks

I'll never be able to eat anything au gratin again

Amy Nicole Miller's picture

Great

Great advice. Can I have that blouse please? Thanks.

AndiRockz's picture

agreed! Great blouse!

agreed! Great blouse!

Rusty's picture

Great advice

Great advice, but I had to watch the video twice to get it. The first time I was too distracted by Diana's super heroine outfit complete with magical amulet and stab me here hole.

Can't wait for part two.

Edited to add: nothing in my comment is meant to disparage Diana's outfit. I am trying to get away with blaming the distraction solely on my geekiness.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Diana Cage's picture

the magical amulet

was a gift from the prof for my 40th.

 

I have about seventeen different jokes to make about the "stab me here hole" comment and I can't decide which direction I should take it.  (well, lower, obviously)

Rusty's picture

No doubt

We all know the prof has excellent taste. And I'd be disappointed if you came up with fewer than 17 low responses.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Steph's picture

I never prick baked potatoes

I never prick baked potatoes as I too thought the exploding thing was a total myth.  I will be more vigilant in the future!!

Rockets's picture

~ taking notes ~

False eyelashes... check.

Alergies... check check.

Potatoe Pricks... check check check.

I recently bought a slow cooker because of all the ranting and ravings of my co-workers and family. Unfortunately (due to excessive enthusiasm) I put EVERYTHING in my fridge in it (including two limes) then hovered over it until I couldn't stay awake anymore. In the morning I awoke to zesty lime smell and well, It was the weirdest most bizarre thing I've ever eaten. Yes, I ate it. (Okay, I ate some of it.) My advice in this and any important dinning case is - get a recipe and follow it.

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Conlite's picture

Totally shaking with

Totally shaking with laughter!  One of the best cooking disaster stories I have heard yet!

skate's picture

Like the key!

Like the key!

KJ's picture

Little Starchy Pipe Bombs!

D.C., I am sorry your dinner party made such an entertaining video!

deedee's picture

Diana

Really nice of you to go out and get Grace some other food ,your a good host.

Julia Watson's picture

Moon is really bad about

Moon is really bad about warning hostesses about her food allergies and aversions! I nearly had the same problem with her when I invited her over for dinner while I was visiting last summer.

Did those eyelashes ever turn up?

Katina's picture

she also shows up HOURS

she also shows up HOURS early, and makes you feel bad cuz she's starving...  ; )

Not2Taem's picture

In the case of Cage

challenged hostess meets challenging guest? With the Prof smoothing the sand. Sounds like an entertaining evening.

Katina's picture

but seriously, there is no

but seriously, there is no one who appreciates home cooking more - even the simplest things.  especially the simplest things xx  oh, and she always brings wine.  or kale salad xx    : )

Grace Moon's picture

!

Mousaka!

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minniesota's picture

Allergies

Did I tell you I'm allergic to shell fish? But not false eyelashes On others. I would be allergic if they were on me.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Diana Cage's picture

what about

what about if theyre in the casserole?

Not2Taem's picture

Garnish?

Garnish?

Not2Taem's picture

ROTFLMFAO

Imagining Minnie with big sparkly red and gold holiday eyelashes. TFF!

minniesota's picture

Hahahahaha

Tae, that too weird, even for me, to contemplate! Laughing out loud

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Julia Watson's picture

As long as you're not

As long as you're not allergic to fish tacos, we're cool!

yonks's picture

Mmmmm

I'm always hungry for clams.

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

Not2Taem's picture

Note to self:

If you ever go to dinner at Cage's place, eat first.  Wink

Diana Cage's picture

Agreed!

For reals. Don't come over hungry, it's too dangerous. They way I see it is, when I cook you might get lucky but there's no guarantee.

Not2Taem's picture

Or

I could just cum with a really sweet desert and know that we would all be satisfied.  Wink

Diana Cage's picture

I can't believe

I can't believe the evil plot I masterminded didn't work and now I'm stuck with you!! I don't know why I bothered to cook for you anyway, all you ever eat is rice and beans.

Since it's winter, can I make us the occasional carnitas or something?

Grace Moon's picture

Okay

despite the fact you almost killed me with clams that night. that was the first night I met the Prof, who dutifully ran out to make sure i didn't go hungry. Good times.

xo

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