Well, technically, she's selling "WMDs" in this new "Funny or Die" video.
...That Republican WMD is frightening, especially if you "stick it in your ear":
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My holiday present to you, dear readers, some pre-holiday gossip, which is sure to get you out of annoying conversations with your relatives this week — "When are you going to get married?
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yay choice!
see, cuz choice is something for ALL THE HUMANS!