"The white guy? Of course the white guy," was my reaction to reading that Hawaii Lt. Gov. Brian Schatz had been selected to resume Senator Inouye's term in the U.S. Senate until 2014.
...
This summer, I befriended a gay stand up comedian. She was slotted to perform on Halloween at a resort in Hawaii, and she asked if I wanted to come with her. I said yes.
...
yay choice!
see, cuz choice is something for ALL THE HUMANS!