I for realiest can't believe I have to watch this crap. Or that Showtime for realiest thinks even straight men will find this watchable, much less titillating.
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We're gonna try something new with our recaps of TRLW this summer, with a little help from the magic of Twitter and a few of our realiest fictional friends.
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Are you ready to REEALIESSSSTTT(RUMMBBLLE)?!?! Ilene Chaiken's long-anticipated reality spin-off series, The Real L Word: Los Angeles, premieres tonight on Showtime.
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yay choice!
see, cuz choice is something for ALL THE HUMANS!