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Diana: Did you watch Boehner’ s victory speech? I hate that guy. Do we have to talk about him? Can we just talk about that baby in Paris that fell from a sixth floor window and landed safely in the arms of a doctor who happened to be walking by?

Moon: That baby has to be a good omen, right?

Diana: Has to!

Moon:  Boehner is such a d.o.u.c.h.e. I think he drunk-speeches all the time. Did you see him crying?

"Where's my American Dream?"

Diana: He certainly looks drunk a lot of the time.

Moon: Rosanne Cash summed up Boehner yesterday - we need not say more. I have a question is “independent” a code word for people who are swayed by TV commercials? Who are these Independents who helped vote BO into office then gave him a 32% approval rating and voted tea party this year?

independent voter fraud

Diana: That blows my mind. Like, that’ s a pretty big swing people.

Moon: So how many Press releases did you get from HRC this morning?… or GetEqual for that matter?

Diana: It’ s fair to say that press releases from GetEqual make up the majority of my email.

Moon: Can someone just chain Joe Solmonese to the White House fence?

Joe Salmonese: "Do I get lunch? No?! What, this is the hunger strike?"

Diana: I think the majority of our gay leaders should be chained to the White House fence for the next two years. The 'mos had some wins last night though, didn't Kentucky get a gay mayor?

Moon: Totally. Also, Hills is laughing her ass off. Did you see this headline: "Clinton: Election Won't Change Foreign Policy"

Diana: Rise above it, sister!

Moon: There's a line in that article where she says, "American politics end at the border."
A little Clinton snark, why not?

"Suckas!"

Diana: She's classy about it though. Unlike us, we just want to make fun of Boehner for crying.

Moon: Its not that he cried, it’ s that it didn't make sense why he cried! He cried when he talked about pursuing the American dream? He’ s been living it for 20 years. How’ s a guy that dumb keep such a cushy job for so long?