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Katie:  Let’s talk about role play.

Julia: Oooohh. YES. So much for your days o' vanilla, huh?

Katie:  I know, I'm so over them. How ridiculous was I?

Julia: A bit.

Katie:  It's because the only girl I ever really loved was vanilla. And I loved having sex with her.

Julia: That is incredibly sweet. But you know what was really, really funny?

Katie: What's funny?

Pure as the driven snow... when we're playing abominable snowboi.

Julia: When you wrote the vanilla blog, and I wrote the kink one in response and people were like… WAIT. Katie, the party girl, is vanilla, and Julia, the girl next door, is not?

Katie:  Who'd have thunk it?

Julia: Right?

Katie:  It's always that way though, right?

Julia: Apparently! But I am given to understand that you are beginning to see the finer side of being a perv. Spill.

Katie:  I basically only have one type of roleplay that I like, and that is where I am some naive virgin. And I am seduced in a really creepy way by a high school senior/older college guy/creepy next door neighbor.

Julia: Nice. You really ARE a perv. Hooray!

Katie:  You?

Julia: I have been dying to play "troubled girl at the mercy of cop/prison guard." Butches in uniform? Yeah, um. Yeah. (Sorry. Going to my happy place here…) I am a longtime fan of Daddy/girl play, too. That's like… comfy sweater sex.

Katie:  Really? I can’t get into incest stuff.

Julia:  It's not really incest play. It's about titles and archetypes. For me, at least.

Katie:  Oh, like someone big and older and authoritative, like a dad? I get it. That's hot.

Julia:  It really is. There's a level of care that Daddies take with punishment and reward that's just so sweet and so hot all at once. It's like the archetypical authority figure made sexy.

Katie:  I get it. I've just never called anyone daddy in any context, so it's a little strange for me. Like, kind of too precious or something.

She's not. So. Innocent.

Julia: Yeah, I think you kinda just have to go with what works for you and respect that a lot of stuff just doesn’t. To each her pervie own.

Katie:  It's funny to try to roleplay when you're lazy.

Julia: Ha! I sense a new favorite Katie story about to unfold…

Katie:  Like, the other day, I was at a hotel with my bf because I'm homeless. And I suggested that he be the inmate who hasn't touched a woman in eight years, and I was the prison nurse he'd been pining for.

Julia: Hot! (And fun, since Prison Break is my latest guilty TV pleasure.)

Katie: BUT… I was tired and didn't want to do a whole "come into my office while I do a check-up" or whatever. So I suggested that he come back to his cell from the yard and find me in his bed. Like, why the hell would I be in his bed? How would the PRISON NURSE have access to his cell?

Julia: LoL

Katie:  I was just too lazy to get dressed and sit up, which was pretty hot of me. (aka, not hot.)

Julia: Yeah, laying around naked asking your significant other to do you…SO not hot.

Katie:  I guess that is hot. But I wasn’t doing it in a bossy, sexy way. I was doing in an “I just ate soup and I'm exhausted so you do all the work” kind of a way.