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Prof: Ok, so today's topic is all about confessions.

Julia: Oh, Jesus. I don't know that I have anything left to confess that I want all of Vp to know about.

Amy: I'm gonna go ahead and drop a huge bomb on Julia, specifically.

Prof: So readers should prepare themselves because this is going to be CRAZY.

Amy: You aren't going to like it.

Julia: Oh, God.

Amy: Ready?

Julia: …!

Amy: I confess that hate Gaga's new video.
I'm
Over
Lady
Ga
ga.

Gaga can't take the news

Julia: Awwwwwwwwwww.

Amy: I know. I'm sorry. I don't hate her. I'm just out of love.

Prof: Wow. So I get it. I'm here to be the mediator.

Julia: LoL

Prof: We can talk through this.

Julia: But but but...

Amy: I don't want to fight about it. I just needed to get it out there, on the record.

Julia: (omg We're a TINA TURNER SONG right now.)

Prof: I think this happens to girls a lot. You always have to tell each other something you don't want to hear. It’s very dramatic.

Amy: Confessions are good for the soul.

Julia: Aren't they, though? So what made you fall out of love with Gaga? Let's process.

Amy: Hmmm. Let me think. Was it when I saw xtina on the MTV awards and realized what a good singer/performer looks like?

Julia: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: Hahah, JK!

Julia: Prof, hold me back!

Amy: Just trying to push your buttons with that one. I actually hate when people feel the need to compare female pop stars.

Prof: Amy scores!

Julia: Me too. It's misogynist.

Prof: Julia scores!

Amy: I can't recall an exact moment. I think it was a long time coming... My love slowly faded.

Julia: (If i keep using words like "misogynist" and "feminist manifesto" will the Prof just keep giving me points? Damn. I need to read more Fancy French Lit... )

Amy: She hit her peak with the "Telephone" video. It's all downhill from there.

Julia: Dude, that was like, two months ago! And she's only 24 years old!

Amy: You guys confess something now. Julia and I can take this out back