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Please welcome our newest ThreeWay chatter, Professor C, in her lesbian processing gangbang debut! Oh yeah, baby! We're talking FOURWAY chat...

Professor C: Oh, wow. This is high tech.

KL: How hot is this?!!!

Julia: I love this! It's an old-timey chat room.

Professor C: It's cool, but I wish we had a hot tub.

Amy: Wow.

Julia: Word.

KL: I'm eating a fistful of almonds. What are we talking about in here?

Amy: Spit it out, Julia.

Julia: Okay, today we're talking about the cultural divide between butch-femme lesbians and garden variety lesbians.

KL: Oh, Jesus. My wet dream.

Professor C: You mean lesbians who garden?

Julia: Yes, precisely.

KL: Butches and femmes sure as hell don't garden. It's too fey for butches, too unladylike for femmes.

Amy: Ummm, yes we do!

KL: Well, if you do garden, it should be your dirty little secret. It's on par with rock-climbing or batiking large sheets of cloth.

Amy: (By garden I mean reap what Ali sows in our garden. Meaning she plants and I eat.)

Julia: Ha ha. Okay, so here at Vp we have lesbians who identify within butch-femme and lesbians who don’t. There's been a lot of controversy in our online community arising out of folks from these different camps misunderstanding or just not getting where each other are coming from.

KL: Butches and femmes are such assholes.

Batiking and you; all that's missing here is a lavendar labrys tattoo.

Professor C: Hahaha.

KL: But we're right, you know?

Julia: How are we assholes, and how are we right? (LoL)

KL: We're assholes because we're all homophobic, no matter how hard we try to intellectualize it, and we're right because it's just hotter.

Amy: LMAO

Professor C: Garden variety masculinity and femininity are kind of boring.

KL: Expound.

Professor C: Gender’s better when it's over the top and annoying. Or distracting, rather.

KL: YES.  aka Diana.

Professor C: I prefer genders that are distracting from the everyday.

Amy: Totally.

Julia: Yes. Genders that are larger than life.

KL: But then why do straight-up Melissa Ferrick lesbians loathe us so? And vice versa?

Julia: I have a theory about that, Katie.

Amy: MF lezzies. Perfect.

Professor C: They think butch-femme is constraining and labels freak them out.

Julia: Exactly. I think they feel pressured, too, to pick "a label" that doesn't