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Singer Amy Winehouse has recently admitted she swings both ways. Yes, ladies, according to Advocate.com, she’s bisexual and apparently fancies X Factor judge Cheryl Cole. (No stories of Winehouse or Cole getting it on have been reported). Seriously, is Amy Winehouse admitting she has desires for women actually sending waves of shock throughout the LGBT community? Um no, it’s not, but it is fun to speculate about.

British tabloid News of the World, reported Winehouse came out to her friends just days after hearing her ex-husband, Blake Fiedler-Civil, had a relationship with, Mia, a transgender woman.

Winehouse admitted: "It is embarrassing. I knew this girl. She used to stand outside my house all the time. I even spoke to her on the phone telling her to keep away from Blake because he told me she was hassling him. He can't keep doing this to me. But I don't judge him for it — everyone has sexual desires."

Now that’s a classic co-dependent doormat rebuttal. Trust me, I’ve made the same excuses to justify being treated like shit. You can’t bullshit a bullshitter, Amy. This poor girl needs to be picked up off the ground and have the insecurity beat out of her with a big fucking broom. (Metaphorically speaking of course.) She might as well have “Welcome to Our Home” stitched across her body.

Even after reports of Blake being linked to Mia and secretly proposing to Sarah Aspin, who Blake met in rehab, Winehouse still plans to re-marry him.

Dammit. At this rate, she’ll never record again. Ah, Amy, stop cheating yourself and believing you’re no good because we look forward to hearing you sing (sober) again!