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to KILL me? I am dying over here.

K.L.: OH MY GOD THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

Elizabeth: Though I will DEFINITELY need a pen name then.

K.L.: btw I first wrote "suck a good idea."

Julia: Dude, if we ever do that we are not posting that shit for the masses! “Suck a good idea.” Hahahahaha. And we’re back to Freud…

Elizabeth: Yes, we are! For the masses! We can have pen names, even characters.

Julia: Whatever. Everyone will totally know it’s us.

Elizabeth: It can be like acting, if we wanted…

K.L.: I don't think I get it. We three would all have cyber sex via a Threeway chat?

Elizabeth: Like, one of us could be a hot blonde with huge tits and a butterfly tattoo on her ass.

K.L.: I don't know how to top a femme, in life or on cyber chat.

Julia: I do.  :X

Elizabeth: HA!

K.L.: I'd be sitting there, like, "Hey, guys. I'm here on my back with my princess crown on and my head against this fluffy pillow..."

Julia: Heehee.

Elizabeth: I will be right next to you, K.L.

K.L.: HA.

Elizabeth: Like, “Hmm. This is boring. What now? Let’s go get mani/pedis.”

K.L.: This chat is actually making me laugh out loud.

Julia: That would put me squarely in the naughty teacher role. Which is kind of hilarious.

Katrina's tiara has six prongs and twenty-three rhinestones. If you figure in the velocity of Julia's jaw dropping and account for wind drag (from lesbionic femme gay panic), then how long until you admit that my boobs look fucking fantastic in this outfit?

K.L.: I'm like, hello? Who's going down on me now? Vibrator? Anyone? Hump me. I'm waiting.

Elizabeth: omg Julia always brings us back to the topic. Genius.

Julia: Also, kind of ironic since I bought a red tartan school girl tie the other day. Lmao, K.L.

K.L.:  Have either of you guys ever been with a virgin before?

Julia: Only once, K.L.

Elizabeth: I don’t think I have, no.

K.L.: I was 26. She was 20. It was really, really bad.

Julia: I was 17 and she was the same age.  It was awful.

K.L.: Why was it awful?

Julia: Because she was super closeted, and super freaked out about it. I stopped in the middle of what I was doing to her because she was being creepy and just laying rigidly without moving or talking to me. But she told me years later that that night we were together was the first time she ever had an orgasm.

K.L.: Ahh. I was with a freshly-out baby butch who kept saying really trite things really awkwardly, like she had just read some ‘Intro to Lesbian Sex’ book and was trying to be natural and casual about it.

Julia: omg

Elizabeth: lol

Julia: That's so funny.  Mine was kind of femme-y.  This was before I discovered butches.

K.L.: Like, “You know that you want it. Tell me that you want it.” I was like, “Want what? You don't even know where my anus is.”

Julia: Ha ha!

Elizabeth: Hey, gang, I gotta run for now. xoxoxo

K.L.: Hahahahahahaha. Okay. Gotta go back to work. These chats are such a tease.

Julia: YOU TWO are such teases. Heart.