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(vegan) sour cream…

Julia: Mmm, lesbionic femme gay panic claims to "platonic" lesboners.

Elizabeth: HAHAHA. And I am just embarrassed for my caps.

K.L.: It's really dorky that you wrote (vegan).

Elizabeth: Dorky.

Julia: I love (vegan) sour cream! Tofutti. <3

Elizabeth: And p.s., I am totally rocking out to the Pussycat Dolls right now.

K.L.: That's okay as long as it's not "Hush Hush." That song can suck a low-slung set of nutz.

Elizabeth: No. It’s “Wait a Minute.” It’s so freaking good.

K.L.: Better. Still not great.

Elizabeth: "Boy, why you trippin’ like that?"

K.L.: Wait. Julia, do you have a crush on either me or Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: Ok, we are off topic.

K.L.: I ask because I'm pretty sure you don't.

Julia: I will cop to having a little friend crush on you, K.L.

Elizabeth: Now this is turning into a voyeuristic cyber sex threesome.

K.L.: And I can't believe how self-conscious I am, like, around my femme brethren. Wait. A friend crush, or a crush?

Elizabeth: Brethren? Not sisterhood ? Femme brothas. Hilare.

K.L.: I guess. I was just trying to sound dykey or something. Sisterhood is the equivalent of (vegan) sour cream.

Elizabeth: Femmebros. STFU. Sisterhood is powerful. Jkz.

Julia: A friend crush…

K.L.: Oh, thanks a lot. Just kidding, J.

Julia: … with slight overlapping borders on crush crush.

K.L.: Okay. Well, now I feel better.  

Julia: Ha. I feel blushy and mortified. But what else is new?

Cyberbang free-for-alls are well and good, but will you still respect me in the morning?

K.L.: I ask because the way we all interact is so sister-y, but when we talk about sex there's still a bit of self-consciousness.

Elizabeth: Maybe because we are writing for a public audience?

Julia: That's def a factor, E.

K.L.: Like, a few years back I posted a hugely hot picture of myself – mostly lighting and Photoshop, mind you – and a femme friend of mine wrote a comment underneath it, "SO HOT! If I liked your kind, I would totally go for you!" And I was like, oh really? Thanks for clarifying which kind was your kind. Your last girlfriend looked like Vin Diesel.

Julia: Ha!

Elizabeth: I say we go balls to the wall with an actual threeway cyber sex chat at some point.

K.L.: YES

Julia: OMG Are you trying