(vegan) sour cream…
Julia: Mmm, lesbionic femme gay panic claims to "platonic" lesboners.
Elizabeth: HAHAHA. And I am just embarrassed for my caps.
K.L.: It's really dorky that you wrote (vegan).
Julia: I love (vegan) sour cream! Tofutti. <3
Elizabeth: And p.s., I am totally rocking out to the Pussycat Dolls right now.
K.L.: That's okay as long as it's not "Hush Hush." That song can suck a low-slung set of nutz.
Elizabeth: No. It’s “Wait a Minute.” It’s so freaking good.
K.L.: Better. Still not great.
Elizabeth: "Boy, why you trippin’ like that?"
K.L.: Wait. Julia, do you have a crush on either me or Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: Ok, we are off topic.
K.L.: I ask because I'm pretty sure you don't.
Julia: I will cop to having a little friend crush on you, K.L.
Elizabeth: Now this is turning into a voyeuristic cyber sex threesome.
K.L.: And I can't believe how self-conscious I am, like, around my femme brethren. Wait. A friend crush, or a crush?
Elizabeth: Brethren? Not sisterhood ? Femme brothas. Hilare.
K.L.: I guess. I was just trying to sound dykey or something. Sisterhood is the equivalent of (vegan) sour cream.
Elizabeth: Femmebros. STFU. Sisterhood is powerful. Jkz.
Julia: A friend crush…
K.L.: Oh, thanks a lot. Just kidding, J.
Julia: … with slight overlapping borders on crush crush.
K.L.: Okay. Well, now I feel better.
Julia: Ha. I feel blushy and mortified. But what else is new?
Cyberbang free-for-alls are well and good, but will you still respect me in the morning?
K.L.: I ask because the way we all interact is so sister-y, but when we talk about sex there's still a bit of self-consciousness.
Elizabeth: Maybe because we are writing for a public audience?
Julia: That's def a factor, E.
K.L.: Like, a few years back I posted a hugely hot picture of myself – mostly lighting and Photoshop, mind you – and a femme friend of mine wrote a comment underneath it, "SO HOT! If I liked your kind, I would totally go for you!" And I was like, oh really? Thanks for clarifying which kind was your kind. Your last girlfriend looked like Vin Diesel.
Elizabeth: I say we go balls to the wall with an actual threeway cyber sex chat at some point.
Julia: OMG Are you trying