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The femmes discuss sex ed, roleplaying in the bedroom, and the prospect of group cyberbanging each other.

Elizabeth: Heyyy.

K.L.: Hi, boyz. What’s cookin’?

Julia: My brain is cooking. Like an egg. This is my brain on grad school.

K.L.: Wait. What the hell are we talking about?

Elizabeth: Yeah, good question.

Julia: Your "Is it better to be the taught or be the teacher in bed" thing.

K.L.: Oh, good. Here's the thing. Diana always used to talk about getting with girls who had a mommy complex. And I was like, "Ew! Gross!" Cuz I have a daddy complex, and the two don't mesh.

Julia: I disagree because I have both. But continue!

Elizabeth: Haha, right. Then it’s just like acting out Freud's primal moment. Ew.

K.L.: But then I realized that it's really hot to be an older, confident femme, to be the one completely in control. I speak theoretically, cuz I only humped a baby butch once and it was a disaster. I wish I got that Freud reference. Explain?

Julia: Hey, I happen to enjoy my Freudian primal moments. She said as she sucked on a hard candy.

K.L.: Listen, I am just now reading Stone Butch Blues. I'm a little behind. Explain.

I'll take 'Classic Queer Pervie Lit.' for $500, Alex!

Elizabeth: Maybe primal isn’t the word. It’s the moment when the kid catches his parents in bed. 

K.L.: Oh. Yes. Gross.

Julia: Yuck.

Elizabeth: What’s that called in psychoanalysis? Isn’t it the primal moment?

Julia: That's so not what Mommy/Daddy/girl rp stuff is about though.

Elizabeth: Welllll…

K.L.: Well, the idea is we all feel so vulnerable in the world. And it's hot to be in bed with someone where you take that vulnerability to new heights, where you trust them completely with your body, with your mind, a.k.a. to be taught shit. 

Julia: Exactly.

Elizabeth: I agree with that. Yes.

K.L.: BUT. As we get older, I realize that that feeling, much like any specific Thai dish or a singular pair of heels, gets old.

Julia: The feeling of wanting to be taught and led in that way sexually, you mean? (Listen, missy! Thai Spicy Noodles with Tofu NEVER gets old!!!)

K.L.: Like, my ex had never jerked off in front of anyone before. So I encouraged her to do so in front of me, and she was hesitant, but eventually got