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Well it looks like NOM, the Family Research Council, and all the other anti-homo advocacy groups are gonna have to find a new cause to champion, because North Carolina Pastor Charles Worley has finally figured out the "ultimate solution" (yep, just like our buddy Hitler) to the queer homosexual problem: drop us all off in the middle of the desert inside a big ol' electric fence, until we starve & die off. Then there would be no more gays, get it? How could it fail?

The cherry on this ignoramus sundae isn't even the fact that the dude is basically calling for Holocaust II: bigger, better and electrofied. No, the reason my brain is trying to eat itself after watching this clip has more to do with the fact that the good Pastor has no problem preaching about torture and murder in God's righteous name, but then he's not sure whether it's appropriate to discuss the hellish notion of two men kissing from the hallowed pulpit. 

Yeah, between electrouction and smooches, who can say which would offend our creator more? Clearly Mr. Worley hasn't gotten the memo that homophobes are now officially buttsore closet cases. Who do you guys think should tell him? I nominate Dan Savage. And while he's at it, he might also wanna tell the good pastor that killing off all the gays won't stop new gays from being born. If he really wants to stop baby queers from entering the world, he should really work on an electrified internment camp for pregnant ladies and unborn fetuses. Hallelujah!