Weird Things in Our Boxes

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Weird Things in Our Boxes

As you may have noticed we've had a problem with spam over the last month or so. Apparently "bots" have been able to jump the turnstile and get into Velvetpark leaving their gooey residue all over our clean tiles. Julia and I have been wiping up the messes daily and it hasn't been pretty...

Tami has come up with a temporary fix, in which all new registers will have to be "activated" by one of the real human site admins. So this means there will be a little delay when new users initally register.

If you are new, after you register you will be sent an automatic email saying "pending approval", which we will do asap but mind you it could take a few hours max depending on who is watching the site, and what time you've tried to log on. Oy. But it will be well worth the little inconvenience.

Now for some light amusement I'm pasting in a few questions that have been left on our formspring page. We haven't answered any of them yet because... well, um... I needed your help to answer them. Smile



Comments [13]

Not2Taem's picture

A bush in hand...

Or is that a hand in the bush? A bush on the bird... Oh hell, I'm an equal opportunity bush whacker.

As for the second question, I can hardly bear to wear a pad. Can't imagine living with a dangle between my thighs on a daily basis. When it comes to "male" accessories, I'll stick with ties and fedoras.

Robin Rigby's picture

The question was about

The question was about getting a penis, not a faux one but the real thing. Would any of you girls actually wanna be saddled with a real, live penis? I stand by my original answer.

minniesota's picture

One answer

Ma answer for Question No. 2: I would get just the right size for me, of course, dude!

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Grace Moon's picture

OMG

our mate page finally looks normal again...

*i was commenting on the fact the spammers had our mate search page glutted... or did no one notice that?

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Conlite's picture

I didn't notice, but thanks

I didn't notice, but thanks anyway.

Boo-hisss to spammers who stand in the way of Vp Mate!  (Not the way to popularise your products here people!)

Conlite's picture

1. You missed out grey bush

1. You missed out grey bush and dyed purple bush.  And isn't the question usually wild long bush versus short strimmed bush?  Or is one bush versus a whole hedge full?  I refuse to be limited to one colour choice.

2. I am a lesbian and therefore also refuse to be limited to one size or colour of cock.  This question is an infringement on my girlfriend's right to choose.

Grace Moon's picture

I read your "hedge full" as

I read your "hedge full" as "hedge fund"...

sex, money...

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Conlite's picture

Both about large risk-taking

Both about large risk-taking with potential for great reward?

Or is this where "show me the money" comes in?

And are you finding our answers at all helpful?

Smile

Grace Moon's picture

*like*

*like*

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Rockets's picture

:P

1. I have an aversion to hair. know it's WRONG and I WANT to be that woman who says - let-er grow... but I can't... SO NAKED.

2. I don't know how to answer this - for example (while consuming whisky) I told my friend... I always think I'm a three finger girl but really I can only handle one.

If I got to wear it... I'd want:

http://www.laxtoys.com/dbthumbs/dw101w.jpg

Because - I think I'm a big deal.

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Robin Rigby's picture

I'll bite. Hehe. 1. All

I'll bite. Hehe.

1. All bushes are created equal. All Bushes on the other hand...

2. Ew! None, thank you very much.

Rockets's picture

Those were left by bots?

... because - both seem like valid questions to me. lol

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Grace Moon's picture

Just answer the questions

Just answer the questions please.

Wink

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