As a follow-up to Moon's post, apparently the Pope decided to step down after receiving a 300-page dossier about "Vatican sex parties," and gay sex parties at that.
Why do the Catholics have ALL THE FUN? Or, perhaps it makes sense that I—who can't fathom sex with more than one person at once (yes, we queers exist!)—absconded from my familial Catholic lines and all religion in general.... I just can't handle all that "mass" gathering stuff....
Stephen Colbert discussed the Vatican gay sex party scandal last night on his show—break out your red leather binders and get ready to party: