Tips on Holiday Travel and TSA Screenings
Since we know many of you will be traveling through airports this holiday season, we compiled some first hand accounts on how to get through TSA screenings without uncomfortable incident.
"Don't Touch My Junk!"
Do not yell at the screeners, they are only doing their job.
"I tell you, I'm a cat not a mule! "
Do not accept (or swallow) packages from strangers.
"No! I don't want to board my flight!"
Take your xanax one half hour before you head to the airport.
"Is that a probe in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?"
Choose the full-body scan if being groped isn't your thing.
Happy Travels!
All images, Governing Council of the Cat Fancy's Supreme Cat Show
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choose:
1) security rub downs -- brisk, anonymous and hot.
2) the vegan or gluten-free meal -- to ensure you don't have five different types of bread on your tray.
HAHA! Brilliant! Happy
HAHA! Brilliant! Happy Thanksgiving to one and all (that includes you Fatty!)
Cute!
Happy Thanksgiving, Grace, and the Vp crew! Be safe.....
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