Since we know many of you will be traveling through airports this holiday season, we compiled some first hand accounts on how to get through TSA screenings without uncomfortable incident.
"Don't Touch My Junk!"
Do not yell at the screeners, they are only doing their job.
"I tell you, I'm a cat not a mule! "
Do not accept (or swallow) packages from strangers.
"No! I don't want to board my flight!"
Take your xanax one half hour before you head to the airport.
"Is that a probe in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?"
Choose the full-body scan if being groped isn't your thing.
All images, Governing Council of the Cat Fancy's Supreme Cat Show