ThreeWay: Julia, Amy, and the Prof Go to Confession
Prof: Ok, so today's topic is all about confessions.
Julia: Oh, Jesus. I don't know that I have anything left to confess that I want all of Vp to know about.
Amy: I'm gonna go ahead and drop a huge bomb on Julia, specifically.
Prof: So readers should prepare themselves because this is going to be CRAZY.
Amy: You aren't going to like it.
Julia: Oh, God.
Amy: Ready?
Julia: …!
Amy: I confess that hate Gaga's new video.
I'm
Over
Lady
Ga
ga.
Gaga can't take the news
Julia: Awwwwwwwwwww.
Amy: I know. I'm sorry. I don't hate her. I'm just out of love.
Prof: Wow. So I get it. I'm here to be the mediator.
Julia: LoL
Prof: We can talk through this.
Julia: But but but...
Amy: I don't want to fight about it. I just needed to get it out there, on the record.
Julia: (omg We're a TINA TURNER SONG right now.)
Prof: I think this happens to girls a lot. You always have to tell each other something you don't want to hear. It’s very dramatic.
Amy: Confessions are good for the soul.
Julia: Aren't they, though? So what made you fall out of love with Gaga? Let's process.
Amy: Hmmm. Let me think. Was it when I saw xtina on the MTV awards and realized what a good singer/performer looks like?
Julia: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: Hahah, JK!
Julia: Prof, hold me back!
Amy: Just trying to push your buttons with that one. I actually hate when people feel the need to compare female pop stars.
Prof: Amy scores!
Julia: Me too. It's misogynist.
Prof: Julia scores!
Amy: I can't recall an exact moment. I think it was a long time coming... My love slowly faded.
Julia: (If i keep using words like "misogynist" and "feminist manifesto" will the Prof just keep giving me points? Damn. I need to read more Fancy French Lit... )
Amy: She hit her peak with the "Telephone" video. It's all downhill from there.
Julia: Dude, that was like, two months ago! And she's only 24 years old!
Amy: You guys confess something now. Julia and I can take this out back
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Before I even read this
I crossed myself,
snacked Kosher and faced the east! But holy cow! You are all recovering Catholicks?!?! This confession thing sounds like an interesting open thread topic......speaking of Katie and confessions......I took a cold med last night before I went t sleep.....dreamed all night.....woke myself up snoring......anyway, in my last dream I was having sex with Katie! That's the honest to goodness truth! Something spiritually going on with Liederman today.
Twitter Time @kdhales
Mostly recovered
I confess that at a young age I decided that confession was a crock but kept going until I was age 17 due to social pressure. Conformity was my sin.
Still searching for the right brainy quote.
ok
first of all wow.
Ames still want to know why you think Gaags jumped the shark?
and two, you all are recovering Catholics? WTF, its like the make up of the Supreme Court.
tweet tweet @gracemoon
hahaha. i'm not a recovering
hahaha. i'm not a recovering catholic. still supreme court-ish.
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Do we have an emoticon for a fist bump, like the one in the love notes?