The femmes discuss sex ed, roleplaying in the bedroom, and the prospect of group cyberbanging each other.
Elizabeth: Heyyy.
K.L.: Hi, boyz. What’s cookin’?
Julia: My brain is cooking. Like an egg. This is my brain on grad school.
K.L.: Wait. What the hell are we talking about?
Elizabeth: Yeah, good question.
Julia: Your "Is it better to be the taught or be the teacher in bed" thing.
K.L.: Oh, good. Here's the thing. Diana always used to talk about getting with girls who had a mommy complex. And I was like, "Ew! Gross!" Cuz I have a daddy complex, and the two don't mesh.
Julia: I disagree because I have both. But continue!
Elizabeth: Haha, right. Then it’s just like acting out Freud's primal moment. Ew.
K.L.: But then I realized that it's really hot to be an older, confident femme, to be the one completely in control. I speak theoretically, cuz I only humped a baby butch once and it was a disaster. I wish I got that Freud reference. Explain?
Julia: Hey, I happen to enjoy my Freudian primal moments. She said as she sucked on a hard candy.
K.L.: Listen, I am just now reading Stone Butch Blues. I'm a little behind. Explain.

I'll take 'Classic Queer Pervie Lit.' for $500, Alex!
Elizabeth: Maybe primal isn’t the word. It’s the moment when the kid catches his parents in bed.
K.L.: Oh. Yes. Gross.
Julia: Yuck.
Elizabeth: What’s that called in psychoanalysis? Isn’t it the primal moment?
Julia: That's so not what Mommy/Daddy/girl rp stuff is about though.
Elizabeth: Welllll…
K.L.: Well, the idea is we all feel so vulnerable in the world. And it's hot to be in bed with someone where you take that vulnerability to new heights, where you trust them completely with your body, with your mind, a.k.a. to be taught shit.
Julia: Exactly.
Elizabeth: I agree with that. Yes.
K.L.: BUT. As we get older, I realize that that feeling, much like any specific Thai dish or a singular pair of heels, gets old.
Julia: The feeling of wanting to be taught and led in that way sexually, you mean? (Listen, missy! Thai Spicy Noodles with Tofu NEVER gets old!!!)
K.L.: Like, my ex had never jerked off in front of anyone before. So I encouraged her to do so in front of me, and she was hesitant, but eventually got
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oh just reread that
she wanted to know if you had the crush... gotta love KL for asking.
I'm really curious how you three would have a 3-way cyber sex chat, y'all seem to be pillow princesses!
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re: pillow princessing
Hypothetically, some of us may be harboring hidden talents. Just sayin'.
well then
can't wait to find out.
tweet tweet @gracemoon
Wait?
did lieds just ask if you two had a crush on her.... ?
and PS, Lao-Tzu said "What is the sound of ONE free bitch, baby"?
someone tell me they got my joke
i just started reading this this morning... i'm not done yet.
tweet tweet @gracemoon
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As opposed to one hand clapping?
As opposed to one hand...
As opposed to one hand... doing something or other.
hmmm...i like the kinky phone
hmmm...i like the kinky phone sex! makes me want to strap on my headset so my hands are free to wander! ;)
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
Hey, C-Roses!
Heard from Erin lately?
Twitter Time @kdhales
hi tex! i loved your last
hi tex! i loved your last lovely profile pic! and, no, i haven't heard from EB but i have a hunch that she and ms. green are in the library with the lead pipe. but i haven't a clue why!
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
Why, thank you....
refresh and empty your cache - the pic from ME is back just for you and Steph! Big smooches!
Twitter Time @kdhales
Wooooooo hoooooooooo!!
Wooooooo hoooooooooo!!
You big flirt....
I'll have to get a pic taken holding a trash bag more often....with the romantic toitlet in the background! Guess there's something sexy about a pic of a woman cleaning up the office after a 16 hour day, huh? hugs and kisses
Twitter Time @kdhales
Phallic or deadly?
I can't tell if that pipe is supposed to be phallic or deadly.
Suck a good idea
Hahaha, that line cracked me up. Also, the picture of the cell phones. Not to mention the caption for the sexy teacher, chalkboard pic.
Still searching for the right brainy quote.
Minnie!
Sexy teacher, chalkboard......Fantasty # ?
I thought they were going to chat up the older woman taking control between sheets - thought I was actually going to get to comment to one of their chats - but, after reading all the way to the end I thought I must have just dreamed that older woman thing up! Were they chatting this three way during one of those back yard drinking parties?!?! :)
Twitter Time @kdhales
we can chat about older women
we can chat about older women if we want. i had a great teacher...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSpII70gbH0
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
Older woman....great teacher....
like the sound of that...do tell what you will....
Twitter Time @kdhales
well i don't really kiss and
well i don't really kiss and tell but i can show and tell! it started off kinda like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6850CjhIzrY&feature=related
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
Then, my dear,
your "start" was sensuously seductive.....thanks for the link - you brought beauty to my cold rainy day. I'm now listening to Charlotte Church performing Delibes "The Flower Duet" from Lakme'......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR85R1sv94g
Twitter Time @kdhales
that's lovely and so is the
that's lovely and so is the trash picture. it's kinda like a disney movie...treasure and the trash!
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
we can chat about older women
we can chat about older women if we want. i had a great teacher...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSpII70gbH0
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
Pop!
Yup. Floated the balloon, took out a pin, and POP! Down we go. And not in the good way. We could go Robin one better and embrace the visuals while making up our own text.
I have ....
GREAT visuals of an older woman!!!!
Lake
LOL
How did I miss that not so subtle nuance?
As long as there are pics
As long as there are pics like that, that just scream "Why don't you come over here and clap my erasers?" Who cares what they wrote?!
Clap my erasers!
LOL! Another I've never heard 'em call that before! :)
Twitter Time @kdhales
I Don't Get It
I thought if I read this the whole way through that there would be some kind of topic or resolution or climax (no pun), but there was none. I have no idea what i just read. Seems like you guys were aiming on titillating the voyeurs in VelvetPark instead of actually exploring your chosen topic. Maybe I just don't get it.
@carollani
www.gaynation.posterous.com
On the contrary, we were
On the contrary, we were titillating ourselves and each other. Ha. You guys just got dragged along for the ride. I can't promise these chats will always make sense or flow in a linear fashion. They are a little chaotic as they are happening. (Particularly when I spend half the chat turning more shades of red than even my crimson, cardinal and fire-truck bedecked wardrobe can boast.)
I appreciate your feedback, though. It's been nice to see so many new and new-ish faces commenting lately!
Fair enough. I guess it's
Fair enough. I guess it's your page to do with as you like.
@carollani
www.gaynation.posterous.com
Cyberbanging
I love that last picture. (Dorks.(Not that there's anything wrong with that.))
"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna
...huh?
...huh?
@carollani
www.gaynation.posterous.com
...whuh?
...whuh?