Heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, Casey Johnson, has been caught stealin'!
The bisexual socialite, whose most recent girlfriend is Courtenay Semel (daughter of Yahoo founder, Terry Semel), was apparently couch surfing with a friend, supermodel Jasmine Lennard, when she decided to ransack her wardrobe.
Jasmine Lennard said she was away from her Hollywood home for six weeks and returned 12 days ago to find her apartment had been plundered. She told The Post that the thief stole jewelry, shoes, 600 pages of a legal document, clothing — even her underwear. The thief also left a used vibrator in her bed and a wet towel was on the floor.
Then she got a text message from Johnson's off-again, on-again girlfriend Courtenay Semel: "There's a problem, Jaz, Casey Johnson just got into bed with me and she is wearing your underwear," the message read. "You need to call police. There are documents here, your shoes and your clothing..."
Johnson is the great-granddaughter of the founder of the Johnson & Johnson pharmaceutical empire and is the daughter of Woody Johnson, owner of the New York Jets. Her godmother is Diandra Douglas, the ex-wife of actor Michael Douglas.The 30-year-old socialite has been linked to several high-profile girlfriends, including Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel.
CBS announced today that Three Rivers, the [Kate Moennig] drama about transplant surgeons, has been pulled from the schedule indefinitely and that reruns of NCIS: Los Angeles will take its place Sundays at 10 pm beginning Dec. 6. A CBS spokesman said the freshman drama will remain in production – the network ordered 13 episodes – but that no decision has been made about its future.
Averaging 8.4 million viewers, Three Rivers is currently ranked No. 45 among all primetime shows.
R.I.P. Dr. McKutcheon... er, Dr. Miranda "Shane-with-a-Bad-Wig" What's-Her-Face.
"Bitch, what you don't know about me is that I can just about fit in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know that I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" Silent Bob
Submitted by chelilektra on Wed, 2009-12-02 19:00.
Here's what Kate had to say on her Twitter: though its the nature of the game and its not surprising. i really do appreciate all the support you guys gave to the show. thank you.
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How did she know ....
whose underwear it was......
I think I need to take the time to look at the ladies undies....I never remember what they look like!!!!
Lake
Rofl
ha! this Casey Johnson thing was a great way to start the morning.
Wonder how the fuck Courtenay
Wonder how the fuck Courtenay is pronounced. COR-ten-ay? It would be insanely funny if it was just pronounced like normal Courtney.
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Cut the crap
Hey JR--what gives? It's annoying to have the whole front page covered with blanks. Why not just delete your account, rather than every comment?
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Not surprised
Kate's character was a weak composite from other shows and she never got to do anything exciting, much less sexy.
That Casey Johnson story
That Casey Johnson scoop...I love it! She's a fab femme. Attn: screenwriters or out-of-work TLW writers, this story is gold.
Casey Johnson
What a weirdo thing to do.
Love triangle...
How did she know that was her underwear?
@kdhales
Maybe she sewed in a tag with
Maybe she sewed in a tag with her name on it.
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I usually use
a sharpie...
tweet tweet @gracemoon
Rub-a-dub
a user of the rub-a-dub sharpie, are ya? why do I find that unusually hot?
@kdhales
Phone #?
Just your name? I heard of a gal who took to leaving her undies around with her name and phone number in them. Subtle.
Too cute
How is this regarded as unimportant news? My life just changed a little.
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"Bitch, what you don't know about me is that I can just about fit in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know that I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" Silent Bob
ya tink?
"There's a problem, Jaz." No kidding.
"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna
Moennig Tweets
Here's what Kate had to say on her Twitter: though its the nature of the game and its not surprising. i really do appreciate all the support you guys gave to the show. thank you.
Won't you be my neighbor? @theKELword