Sarah Silverman will get Obama Re-elected...with scissoring (NSFW)

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Sarah Silverman will get Obama Re-elected...with scissoring (NSFW)

It'll be no shock to anyone who remembers The Great Schlep that Sarah Silverman has thrown her hat into the ring once again to help beat out all the well-funded douchenozzles in Romney's gold-lined pockets for an Obama re-election in 2012. This time, the brilliantly foul-mouthed Miss Silverman uses her platform to speak directly to one Sheldon Adelson, who has pledged $100 million to Romney's presidential campaign; promising that if he reconsiders and gives his money to Obama instead, she will bestow upon him the traditional lesbian sex act of scissoring (to climax!) in a bikini bottom.

...That's her gimpy-eyed chihuahua buddy helping her out with the visual demonstration there. Oh, Sarah, you never fail to gross us out while making great political comedy. If Mr. Adelson won't take you up on your offer, I know a few freshly-scrubbed queerlings who will happily take his place, $100 million in campaign donations notwithstanding. 

Go to ScissorSheldon.com to watch the full video. And for god's sake, let's get Obama re-elected before that poor chihuahua meets with an unsavory fate!