August 31st, 2012 | 10:18 am
On the final night of the RNC, Mittens underwhelmed while Clint Eastwood stole the show with his dramatic monologue-slash-dialogue with a chair. Conservatives, especially pro-lifers who give voice to fetuses in their anti-abortion campaigns, are brilliant at animating things. Clint showed the world how it's done.
Leaving Rachel Maddow nearly speechless:
Mittens just could.not.compete with the spectacular "Eastwooding" performed on stage...that and Lifetime's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which had higher ratings last night than the RNC:

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I had to look up here comes
I had to look up here comes honey boo boo, now I wish I didn't.
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her teenage sister just gave
her teenage sister just gave birth to a baby with 3 thumbs!
and, i made a mistake: the show is on TLC (you can watch all the episodes online...not like i've done that or anything....)
why are you scaring me.
why are you scaring me.
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