On the final night of the RNC, Mittens underwhelmed while Clint Eastwood stole the show with his dramatic monologue-slash-dialogue with a chair. Conservatives, especially pro-lifers who give voice to fetuses in their anti-abortion campaigns, are brilliant at animating things. Clint showed the world how it's done.
Leaving Rachel Maddow nearly speechless:
Mittens just could.not.compete with the spectacular "Eastwooding" performed on stage...that and Lifetime's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which had higher ratings last night than the RNC: