The Real L Word LA: Ep 4 Twitcap

It was the best of times and the worst of times, and quite frankly, the stupidest explanations of lesbian sex of all time. It seems that more than half of the cast of The Real L Word: Los Angeles don't consider half of what what women do in bed together to be REALIEST "real sex." Whitney says it's not sex unless you have "oral sex exchange," and Mikey's honey and a few other realiests agree that fingerbanging isn't sex. So what exactly do they think is sex? It took Tracy's answer, Tweeted word-for-word below, to make us facepalm.

You know the drill, read this from the bottom up! (Hot.)