I missed the debate last night—thanks to an hourlong NJ Transit trip topped off with trying to commute home without the two subway lines that I use (the A/C and M—thanks MTA!). That said, I heard that the meme of the night was "horses-n-bayonets," which excited me greatly since I called for bayonets during the second debate. #JustSayin.
Our "the 80s are calling and they want their foreign policy back" zinging President torpedoed a handful of witty missiles at his counterpart. Buzzfeed did it right:
As far as I know, Israel was the "clean coal" of last night's debate, Romney had an AMAZING stray hair that defied gravity, he also called for equality for women abroad (and not at home), and Mitten's son—Tagg or Trek or Spot, I dunno—still looked like this: