Obama Will Force You to Get Gay Married

Even though DOMA is still in effect and regardless of the fact that Obama's "gay marriage fervor" is still simply (but symbolically) rhetoric, the people over at the Campaign for American Values, a conservative SUPERPAC, want you to know that "Obama is trying to force gay marriage on the country." That's right straight people, Obama wants you to divorce and to be sodomized into the "gay-married lifestyle." Wasn't this the change you voted for?