Make Out with Charlize Theron for $140,000

Make Out with Charlize Theron for $140,000

In an attempt to auction off a trip to South Africa and a meeting with Nelson Mandela, Charlize Theron threw in a make out session with herself. Last night, Theron was helping a fundraiser for OneXOne, a non-prof org dedicated to providing food, water and education to children in the global south.

The winning bidder, a woman (who out bid some dude), was this tall drink of water:

The kiss was said to have lasted for 20 seconds and the woman lifted Theron off her feet. Yeowza.

When bids for the Mandela offer stalled at $37,000 Theron was reported to have said, "For f*** sake! You can do better, There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I've got t**** for God's sake."



Comments [46]

MacLass_19's picture

LMAO

Kiss her...... and get a tax write off ?

Now that's what I'm talking about !!

Smile

Tex's picture

to heck with charlize

i want the tall chick that can spend $140k on a kiss

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Lake's picture

How about...

140 peso's?????    and I can kiss!!!!! Wink

Lake

Tex's picture

You can, huh?

 So, here you go VPers - Lakey is coming to Maine - she boasts she can kiss - we'll just have to see about that...

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Lake's picture

You better...

get the lip gloss, chapstick out.....it will be a long night!!!!  Wink

Lake

Tex's picture

Holy crapola!

I don't think I'm in good enough shape for this!

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Not2Taem's picture

the Bert's and the Bees

Use Bert's Bees. It's always seen me through those thankfully endless nights. And days. And weeks...

PS: Lake, send me the crib notes.  Wink

Lake's picture

I never

said where I was going to kiss her...did I???? Wink

Lake

Not2Taem's picture

Well,

you were the first to mention lip gloss.

That reminds me of a glittery story someone told me. She was at her daughter's house waiting for a ride to her GYN, and decided to freshen up. When she got to her appointment the Dr. made a comment about not having to do anything special for him. She thought that was weird and mentioned it to her daughter in the car, asking if she thought it was unusual to use a feminine spray before an appointment. Her daughter burst out laughing so hard she had to pull the car over. She didn't have any feminine spray in the house. Her mother had applied her opalescent hair spray. 

Tex's picture

Bert's bees...

that is body friendly, isn't it? Just so it's not menthol or something, huh?

Tae, are you saying I need to go get Bert's Bees lip stuff and some fancy hairspray before Lakey gets here?

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Not2Taem's picture

Is there a Dr. in the house?

Wink

Lake's picture

Dr. Lake...

I'm not a real Doctor....but I'll play one in Maine! Wink

Lake

Not2Taem's picture

Roll camera 1.

Aaannd, action!

Tex's picture

I haven't played doctor in a long time

Somehow I think playing it now, versus as a child, will be much more fun!

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Not2Taem's picture

Kind of brings a whole new meaning

to Tex and stirrups.

Tex's picture

OMG....

I left my spurs at home....

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Not2Taem's picture

I could be wrong,

but I don't think Lake will mind.

Robin Rigby's picture

Oh yeah?!  I'll be the judge

Oh yeah?!  I'll be the judge of that!

Not2Taem's picture

Material Girl

Yee Haw! Tex is gonna get herself a material girl.  Wink

Tex's picture

material girl

that can kiss! how much do you think she would give for.........??????

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Not2Taem's picture

Yours?

Priceless! 

Tex's picture

Wowzer!

Compliments like that will get you anywhere you want to go....

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Not2Taem's picture

Rest up

I'll give you a couple of days to rest up after you ride back into town, and then... Wink

Tex's picture

OMGoddess!

Lakey's kisses and your......I should have become an activist a lonnnnnng time ago!

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Not2Taem's picture

It is very...

inspiring. 

Tex's picture

Do you see my new pic?

That's a trash bag I'm holding....it's not always a pretty job!  

Smile

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Not2Taem's picture

Trash on the side

I'm only seeing the trashy pic on the side bar. In the thread you still have that fine silhouette against a golden glow.

Tex's picture

Clear your cache

I've got a pic up from the office.

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Not2Taem's picture

No, thank you.

This way I get to enjoy the best of both world. Tex at work and Tex ready to play.  Big smile

minniesota's picture

Good for Charlize

I wonder if I could have bid for Charlize with my Mafia Wars game winnings. Someone send me an alert if Rachel Shelley ever does something like this.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Not2Taem's picture

20 seconds?

That is not a make out session. I don't care how hot the gal is. Actually, especially if she's hot, that's barely a warm up. That's $7,000/second.

Robin Rigby's picture

A bargain at any price.  

A bargain at any price.  

Julia Watson's picture

lmao... I was JUST about to

lmao... I was JUST about to post this! I freaking LOVE this story. I heart Charlize so much I could just die right now. Never have I been more proud than in this moment to name her my #1 FILFy crush. Ha ha!

Steph's picture

Same here - I have the TOTAL

Same here - I have the TOTAL hots for Charlize.... total.... 

Fastgurrrl's picture

J-Dub!

Grace Moon's picture

did i

cock block you?

tweet tweet @gracemoon

Kelly McCartney's picture

PS

Wouldn't it be a clit block? Or, at best, a psychic cock block.

Won't you be my neighbor? @theKELword

Julia Watson's picture

Yes, but I cock-blocked Amy

Yes, but I cock-blocked Amy last week, so it was my turn. Maybe Kel will return the favor for you sometime soon!

You gotta love the VP Editorial Staff's daisy chain effect...

Amy Nicole Miller's picture

when?

You cock-blocked me last week?

Julia Watson's picture

Yeah, the Meghan McCain

Yeah, the Meghan McCain story. Remember? Ha ha.

Amy Nicole Miller's picture

true.

Oh yeah, I remember now. You are all up on Meghan McCain. Ps, I might be her for Halloween.

Julia Watson's picture

LoL! But are you going to be

LoL! But are you going to be Republican Meghan McCain or Twitpic "Slut" Meghan McCain?

Amy Nicole Miller's picture

duh

take a guess

Julia Watson's picture

Ha! I assume there will be

Ha! I assume there will be pics forthcoming...

Kelly McCartney's picture

I'll see what I can do.

I'll see what I can do. Pretty sure I owe Moon a block anyway.

Won't you be my neighbor? @theKELword

Grace Moon's picture

I cock blocked amy too a couple weeks ago

she owes us both a block.

tweet tweet @gracemoon