October 23rd, 2009 | 7:24 pm
In an attempt to auction off a trip to South Africa and a meeting with Nelson Mandela, Charlize Theron threw in a make out session with herself. Last night, Theron was helping a fundraiser for OneXOne, a non-prof org dedicated to providing food, water and education to children in the global south.
The winning bidder, a woman (who out bid some dude), was this tall drink of water:
The kiss was said to have lasted for 20 seconds and the woman lifted Theron off her feet. Yeowza.
When bids for the Mandela offer stalled at $37,000 Theron was reported to have said, "For f*** sake! You can do better, There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I've got t**** for God's sake."
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Comments [46]
LMAO
Kiss her...... and get a tax write off ?
Now that's what I'm talking about !!
to heck with charlize
i want the tall chick that can spend $140k on a kiss
Twitter Time @kdhales
How about...
140 peso's????? and I can kiss!!!!!
Lake
You can, huh?
So, here you go VPers - Lakey is coming to Maine - she boasts she can kiss - we'll just have to see about that...
Twitter Time @kdhales
You better...
get the lip gloss, chapstick out.....it will be a long night!!!!
Lake
Holy crapola!
I don't think I'm in good enough shape for this!
Twitter Time @kdhales
the Bert's and the Bees
Use Bert's Bees. It's always seen me through those thankfully endless nights. And days. And weeks...
PS: Lake, send me the crib notes.
I never
said where I was going to kiss her...did I????
Lake
Well,
you were the first to mention lip gloss.
That reminds me of a glittery story someone told me. She was at her daughter's house waiting for a ride to her GYN, and decided to freshen up. When she got to her appointment the Dr. made a comment about not having to do anything special for him. She thought that was weird and mentioned it to her daughter in the car, asking if she thought it was unusual to use a feminine spray before an appointment. Her daughter burst out laughing so hard she had to pull the car over. She didn't have any feminine spray in the house. Her mother had applied her opalescent hair spray.
Bert's bees...
that is body friendly, isn't it? Just so it's not menthol or something, huh?
Tae, are you saying I need to go get Bert's Bees lip stuff and some fancy hairspray before Lakey gets here?
Twitter Time @kdhales
Is there a Dr. in the house?
Dr. Lake...
I'm not a real Doctor....but I'll play one in Maine!
Lake
Roll camera 1.
Aaannd, action!
I haven't played doctor in a long time
Somehow I think playing it now, versus as a child, will be much more fun!
Twitter Time @kdhales
Kind of brings a whole new meaning
to Tex and stirrups.
OMG....
I left my spurs at home....
Twitter Time @kdhales
I could be wrong,
but I don't think Lake will mind.
Oh yeah?! I'll be the judge
Oh yeah?! I'll be the judge of that!
Material Girl
Yee Haw! Tex is gonna get herself a material girl.
material girl
that can kiss! how much do you think she would give for.........??????
Twitter Time @kdhales
Yours?
Priceless!
Wowzer!
Compliments like that will get you anywhere you want to go....
Twitter Time @kdhales
Rest up
I'll give you a couple of days to rest up after you ride back into town, and then...
OMGoddess!
Lakey's kisses and your......I should have become an activist a lonnnnnng time ago!
Twitter Time @kdhales
It is very...
inspiring.
Do you see my new pic?
That's a trash bag I'm holding....it's not always a pretty job!
Twitter Time @kdhales
Trash on the side
I'm only seeing the trashy pic on the side bar. In the thread you still have that fine silhouette against a golden glow.
Clear your cache
I've got a pic up from the office.
Twitter Time @kdhales
No, thank you.
This way I get to enjoy the best of both world. Tex at work and Tex ready to play.
Good for Charlize
I wonder if I could have bid for Charlize with my Mafia Wars game winnings. Someone send me an alert if Rachel Shelley ever does something like this.
Still searching for the right brainy quote.
20 seconds?
That is not a make out session. I don't care how hot the gal is. Actually, especially if she's hot, that's barely a warm up. That's $7,000/second.
A bargain at any price.
A bargain at any price.
lmao... I was JUST about to
lmao... I was JUST about to post this! I freaking LOVE this story. I heart Charlize so much I could just die right now. Never have I been more proud than in this moment to name her my #1 FILFy crush. Ha ha!
Same here - I have the TOTAL
Same here - I have the TOTAL hots for Charlize.... total....
J-Dub!
You nailed it, as usual!!
Video: http://www.ecorazzi.com/2009/10/24/watch-charlize-therons-140000-lady-ki...
did i
cock block you?
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PS
Wouldn't it be a clit block? Or, at best, a psychic cock block.
Won't you be my neighbor? @theKELword
Yes, but I cock-blocked Amy
Yes, but I cock-blocked Amy last week, so it was my turn. Maybe Kel will return the favor for you sometime soon!
You gotta love the VP Editorial Staff's daisy chain effect...
when?
You cock-blocked me last week?
Yeah, the Meghan McCain
Yeah, the Meghan McCain story. Remember? Ha ha.
true.
Oh yeah, I remember now. You are all up on Meghan McCain. Ps, I might be her for Halloween.
LoL! But are you going to be
LoL! But are you going to be Republican Meghan McCain or Twitpic "Slut" Meghan McCain?
duh
take a guess
Ha! I assume there will be
Ha! I assume there will be pics forthcoming...
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see what I can do. Pretty sure I owe Moon a block anyway.
Won't you be my neighbor? @theKELword
I cock blocked amy too a couple weeks ago
she owes us both a block.
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