Really do we have to do the spooky foods thing? As someone with varying and lethal food allergies such as raw nuts, raw fruit and shellfish food is already very scary. You don't have to put little eye balls on the weenies to make me squeamish. I once spat out a mouthful of food on my friends at a Mexican restaurant and ran out looking for the nearest bodega for benadryl because I was accidentally served my friend's shrimp taco instead of the bean burrito. In going to restaurants I always check to see what the ingredients are, because who knows, the next meal could by my last...
So I know this seems all cute and funny but really who knows what lurks under that linguine...
Honestly hot dogs are made of mystery meat anyway, you don't have to make them look any more frightening. The packaging says it all, "meat trimmings."
Oh ha ha, yeah real funny, puff pastry intestines. You won't be laughing when you find out THIS GUY is serving them to you!
You know, there are enough unstable people in this country in addition to the fact we are in the midst of the #zombieapocalypse, so really, do you need to incite the weirdos anymore than necessary?
I mean there's a fine line between a cute little gimmick and the caramel onion prank,
And a recipe for cooked human.
If you know whats best for you, stay in this Halloween.
(scary food via PBS)