March 2nd, 2012 | 1:27 pm
100% of male experts agree: nobody knows more about women's issues like birth control than late-middle-aged men. And 100% of the Velvetpark editorial board agree that Funny or Die is the best place for Friday afternoon lolz!
"Boobies." See, I'm practically a doctor!
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yay choice!
see, cuz choice is something for ALL THE HUMANS!