Fred Phelps: "God Hates Lady Gaga"

Anti-gay blowhard Fred Phelps has sent out a press release denouncing Lady Gaga as a "sleazy God-hater" and a "whore." In the release he also encourages his followers to picket her upcoming concert in St. Louis on January 7th.

Phelps, famous for protesting at the funerals of gay folks and service folks alike, as well as for his website, www.godhatesfags.com, had the following to say about Our Lady Over Whom We've Gone Gaga:

"Art" and "fashion" are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of "lady" is sound only if she tacks on "of the night," thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she'd like to pretend otherwise, there's nothing new or different about this particular hussy's pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God's standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real!

Even as she gives lip-service to "liberating" her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you! "For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness...While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption!" 2 Pet. 2:18-19

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

"Pretentious prancing"? "Simple slut"?! My, my, Mr. Phelps. From whence came this whackadaisical whimsy for alliteration? Could it be that you are getting fancy with age? I salute you for your fabulous new flair with language, and ask that any future rancid outpourings of frothy hatred be worded so as to be at least equally as entertaining as this one. From all of us here at Velvetpark (including Gay Jesus), we wish you and yours Happy Holigays!