Dildo Fingers: Hot or Not?

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Dildo Fingers: Hot or Not?

Wet for Her, a lesbian owned sex toy company started by a pair of sassy French dykes, have created the answer to your non-phallic shaped dildo prayers. It's called the Two. You can get it here and here.

As you can see in the video below, it's a silicone finger prosthetic you slip on over your own fingers, thereby turning yourself into a veritable Edward Dildohands.

What do you think about this toy? Discuss.



Comments [38]

geek4grammar's picture

edward dildohands!

I laughed out loud at that one, miss cage. as for the toy itself, I don't think it looks any sillier than any other dildo out there-- I mean, what about the dolphin-shaped one, and the rotating rabbit ears, and the lipstick mini that comes in the lifesavers case? not to mention those shaped like actual penises, with little engorged veins and whatnot. they're ALL silly. dildoes are silly. but that doesn't mean they can't be sexy too, does it? I dunno, I've never really used them in actual sex...they're fun when you're flying solo sometimes, but it's easier to ignore the silliness when you're not trying to set the mood for a romantic encounter, I guess. as for the video, hell yes that girl is straight (like yer mom, jules!) but I appreciated her enthusiasm. overall, this little item does not make me embarrassed for lezzie-kind. could even be fun!

We're all born naked. The rest is drag.
--RuPaul (appropriating Judith Butler for the masses...)

tnl's picture

Curiousity...

Has anyone else actually used it though?

buggleM's picture

with short or small size :)

  someone might going to use it if they have a short fingers lol

BuggleM the dmd

buggleM's picture

I THINK THIS DILDO IS NOT HOT :)

  just imagine if were going to use this dildo , thru our finger we could feel if our partner is wet and ready [ with or without gloves for safety]

 [I got this information from wikepedia ]

Vaginal fingering can end in orgasm; it also may or may not constitute the entire sexual encounter. It may be part of foreplay or part of a precursor to other sexual activities. These activities can provide sexual pleasure to a partner when penetrative intercourse is not possible or desirable.

Fingering the vagina is often performed in an effort to stimulate the G-spot or A-spot. Fingering the external tissues is more likely to lead to orgasm for many women, as these muscles are not controlled by the autonomic nervous system, meaning the response depends less on the psychological state of the woman toward her partner.

BuggleM the dmd

Avar's picture

fing-longer

Does this remind anyone else of the fing-longer from Futurama? Because I am thinking Farnsworth 's dream came true.

nerdyboi's picture

Whoa.

Some toys are better left in the box.

Amy Nicole Miller's picture

I HATE IT. Ali said it looks

I HATE IT. Ali said it looks like a Gene Simmons tongue.

Julia Watson's picture

Aw, c'mon. Give us a KISS.

Aw, c'mon. Give us a KISS.

che's picture

This is too weird and not

This is too weird and not sexy... but the website mentions it for people with movement disorders, and I can see that being useful I guess.  I have a connective tissue disorder that's getting worse, and I appreciate anything that makes it easier.  But I dunno, these look like Frankenstein fingers.

 

Also, she's totally straight.

Julia Watson's picture

"Also, she's totally straight."

Thank you! Not that there's anything wrong with that... hahaha.

Joanne Robertson's picture

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Not2Taem's picture

Female anatomy 101, please!

This chick needs to learn her anatomy.

CJ's picture

...............!?

Geeezus- is the pink color suppose to make it look less menacing?!

CJ's picture

hmmm

.......and about that HUGE ring!

 -the pudgy little hand, the huge ring, the giant menacing iridescent digits....mmmm- sounds like hot passionate sex to....someone else!

MacLass_19's picture

LMAO

Squishy, rubber shit like that - turns. me. off. If my gf crawled into bed with... pink, glow in the dark E.T. fingers - I'd kick her to the curb. Of course, she would never do that, she knows that I have a conceptual aversion to rubber love products.

Laughing out loud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3s82jgoMUw

minniesota's picture

Hah

Hahahaha. Can I get that in a black shade?

Her statement near the end cracks me up, "If this is used to your liking, wiith proper communication, I think it's gonna be your personal finger love rocket."

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

MacLass_19's picture

Haaaaaa haaaaaaa

It looks like the lavender-ish pink-ish handlebar grips that I have on my jet ski. The girls who designed this must ride...uhhh, ride a jet ski!  

lmao   Smile

Robin Rigby's picture

Uterine orgasms?!  Is that a

Uterine orgasms?!  Is that a new one I've never heard of or does this chick just not know what the F she's talking about? Cause if she managed to get that thing into her uterus... 

Diana Cage's picture

My guess is she's talking

My guess is she's talking about orgasms from stimulation of the cervix. Stimulation of the cervix can stimulate the vagus nerve leading to orgasm. It's also the route through which some women with spinal injuries and paralysis achieve orgasm. I mean the vagus nerve, not the dildo fingers. Although I can see where the dildo fingers might come in handy for that. If you can get over how silly they look.

CJ's picture

I have a vague idea

I didn't know the vagus nerve was located in the vagina. Would it also produce a vaso-vagul response? If it did- you might end up passing out.

 

ShadowCat's picture

aaah the vagus

vagus is latin for "wandering". a paired (left and right) nerve that branches to many regions of the body, including the pelvic region.

the genitals have thousands upon thousands of nerve endings that connect to large nerves that connect to the spinal cord. what's special about the vagus is that it originates in the cranium.  the stimulus (from the cervix, uterus and vagina) thus bypasses the spinal cord and is directly routed to the brain.

these anatomy and phys classes are really coming in handy itellyawhat.

CJ's picture

Thanks for the clarification

My Environmental Science degree didn't require A&P; although I am familiar w/ certain aspects of the vagus nerve- as it pertains to physiological response to certain stimuli; as I have had patients have vaso-vagul responses- was an E.R. and dialysis tech. in my ealier years. However I was not required to take A&P- as I was a mere tech. Thank you for clarifying.

 

canada's picture

I wonder

Maybe a sign you've gone wrong is if the receiver gets the hiccups (this can also be related to the vagus nerve).

Sweet Cheeks's picture

lesbo finger flare

i think they should be custom-made. the butch clipped look, the high femme tipped look, etc...

cage - you are brilliant for finding this.

Diana Cage's picture

OMG! that is the absolute

OMG! that is the absolute best idea I have ever heard. Finally I will get to have the tips I've always fantasized about!!

Sweet Cheeks's picture

i was thinking of you

and your tips fantasy when i came up with that.

Grace Moon's picture

okay I'm sorry

But this video is awful!!! its soooo awful its brilliant!!!!

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Diana Cage's picture

it's truly a thing of beauty

it's truly a thing of beauty

Diana Cage's picture

THIS VIDEO IS LIKE A HORROR

THIS VIDEO IS LIKE A HORROR MOVIE!

Julia Watson's picture

Am I a terrible person for

Am I a terrible person for feeling relieved when I found out this chick is straight?

I mean, honestly. What self-respecting queer lady would beckon to camera with with her giant, peptobismal pink finger boner?

Diana Cage's picture

No way dude, I think the

No way dude, I think the video is amazing! Also, this is very important for lesbians who have had their fingers pulled off in wood shop accidents, etc

Grace Moon's picture

wait

I thought this chick was lez?

i thought she was referring to her "husband" as in like boifriend, husband?

and cage that is gross... for someone so squeamish about gross things that is gross.

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Diana Cage's picture

I think the reviewer is

I think the reviewer is awesome!! I don't know why you guys are knocking the reviewer. The dildo fingers kinda squick me though.

Julia Watson's picture

You have terrible

You have terrible straight-dar. That chick was straighter than my mother.

Diana Cage's picture

grace loves this video

grace loves this video

Grace Moon's picture

I am facinated

I'm like dumb struck! who is this reviewer?

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Julia Watson's picture

I so never needed to think

I so never needed to think about the movie Edward Penishands again. Thanks a lot, sister!

Grace Moon's picture

totally

NOT

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