Colbert Wants to "Dip" His Balls in Trumps Mouth for $1 Million

Last night's Colbert Report was probably the best episode the show has aired since Colbert's days of dancing like Rafalca. In the first of two segments, below, Colbert makes Trump a deal—just as Trump offered Obama a deal for his college records for $5 million—to put his balls in Trump's mouth for $1 million, "to [his] and [his] balls' satisfaction, no later than October 31st":

YES.

The second clip is a sweet satire of FOX "journalism." "If you put a statement in the form of a question, is it journalism?" No more needs to be said: