"Colbert Reads": Hundreds of Years of Bondage in the Bible

Stephen Colbert discussed an English hotel's decision to replace the Bible with copies of 50 Shades of Grey in patrons' nightstands. Bemused by this switcheroo, Colbert contended there's actually much more delicious filth and bondage in the Bible than in the more recent best seller. 

Which do you think is more filthy?