Last night on The Colbert Report's segment on "The Word," Stephen Colbert tackled Obama's "pro-survival agenda." Really, what is Obama thinking? For Colbert, the only option for humans now is to crawl into bed with a cheesecake and wait for Carson Daly. Why should America take the lead on caring for the environment when countries like India and China refuse to do so? Wahhh, where's our sippy cup!