Carrie Prejean: Solo Sex Actress
I have two important cultural questions to ask you, oh learned lesbian readers: one; why is the media so 'tarded they can't publish the words "masturbation", two; if you are a self-proclaimed holier than thou icon of moral values and plan to parade yourself in the public eye, why would you shoot nudie pictures and a "solo sex" video?
If you haven't been following the news about Carrie Prejean, sadly she is no longer a spokes person for "moral values." After the revelation of her "solo" sex tape during the million dollar law suit with the Miss USA Pageant, she was dropped as a speaker from "Defenders of the Family," a conservative convention that took place in New Jersey.
My final question: What do you do with your fame (or infamy) when your life-style doesn't match your platform? Should Carrie Prejean;
A) Hire a new publicist and recast herself as a Christian porn star
B) Quit public life and retire into a nunnery
C) Get opposite married
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Worried about Carrie Prejean
'Cause I heard a long long time ago that masturbating makes you blind.
It is what it is.
Hi Bekcat. Nice to see you
Hi Bekcat. Nice to see you back around.
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Thanks, PK...I don't get
Thanks, PK...I don't get around here as much as I'd like. It's good to see you too.
It is what it is.
well i mean i think
well i mean i think christians can masturbate and i think christians can be gay.. but i dont think that the conservative spokeswoman of the year should video herself masturbating. haha i think its hilarious how badly these events have slammed her crediability as a "defender of families." shes as "dirty" as she claims we all are. whelp carrie.. if im goin to hell, i guess ill be seein you there! hahahaha BOOYA
hmmm, i always thought
hmmm, i always thought masturbation made ja go blind. but i guess not. i'd like to try it but i don't know how. does anyone around here know how to do it? if not, maybe i'll use prejean's tape for guidance. do ya know of any christian bookstores that might carrie, i mean, carry it?
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
The doctor never said that
The doctor never said that might be a cause of my failing eyesight!
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isn't it weird how stroking
isn't it weird how stroking one part of your body could cause you to go blind in completely different part of your body? btw: your profile picture is so so so distracting that i can't tell what color your eyes are! do ya think that just looking can cause blindness too? i guess i should just keep my eyes closed all the time so i can see.
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
Yes yes its possible, the
Yes yes its possible, the optical nerve is going down to the bottom, proof is when i pull a hair off my bottom, my eyes get teardrop.
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I found that picture hanging
I found that picture hanging on my front door when I got home last night. Since today is Naked Thursday it seemed so very appropriate that I just had to use it.
But what is this about stroking some part of your body? I thought you said you didn't know how to masturbate? Sounds to me like you have at least some idea.
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wow!!! i wish every day was
wow!!! i wish every day was naked thursday! can it be naked friday, saturday and sunday too? cuz that picture, well it just brightens up the place, y'know. anyway, do ya think it was jehovah's witnesses that left it on your door cuz they're always leaving stuff hanging on my door. i guess it coulda just been a stroke of luck that someone left that picture for you! as for "stroking", i put the word "prejean" in the dictionary search engine and the definition "stroke" came up, so i figured stroking had something to do with masturbation. was i right?
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
I doubt it was Jehovah's
I doubt it was Jehovah's Witnesses but whoever it was- well, the door hanger faeries were definitely smiling on me.
Those dictionaries do get updated quickly these days! Or maybe this isn't her first video and it's only that we're just now hearing about it. Anyhow, if you really need some lessons I'll meet you at that place (you know the one) tonight and give you some pointers.
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sounds tantalizing...what are
sounds tantalizing...what are pointers?
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
Funny you should ask
That's what I call these things on the ends of my hands.
I have 10 of them but doubt you'll need them all.
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thanks for pointing me in the
thanks for pointing me in the right direction. i just love digit-al feminists!
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
I'd like to make a prediction!
'Post' 30, Carrie will be in a "marriage type relationship" ... with a woman.
closet case! i wish she
closet case! i wish she would get caught tapping her foot under the bathroom stall of an undercover police woman at the birkenstock store and let us all get on with our lives.
"there will never be a technology more advanced than the human mind - fully engaged in the divine process of being. technology is a tool not a destination." me.
birkenstock store
police woman at the birkenstock store
Thanks, for that. I had no idea what to expect after I saw this in the sidebar.
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This is F'ing hilarious!
This is F'ing hilarious! Access Hollywood is giving viewers a chance to vote on a name for Carrie's "solo sex" tape.* Here's the link:
http://www.accesshollywood.com/polls
Here's the choices: Master of her Domain, Miss Independent, Carrie Pre-Get-It-On, The Soloist.
*Hey, it comes on right after the news!
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The video release...
Did it just appear to the world? Some sort of miracle?
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miracles
Well, first there was this star. And then there were three pageant judges.
According to Keith O, someone was shopping it around and it was even too hot for TMZ to handle. Yikes.
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BAHAHAHA!
BAHAHAHA!
What I think she should do is simple
Grow up.
Civility is not a sign of weakness.
Westboro Baptist Church Protests Outside Obama Girls' School
Westboro Baptist Church Protests Outside Obama Girls' School
Folks like this give Christianity a really, really, really bad name:
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/westboro-baptist-church...
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Luckily there aren't too many
Luckily there aren't too many of them. i feel really bad for the young people they're brainwashing.
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I think
It's more like they give humans a bad name.
I feel pity for her, she's
I feel pity for her, she's trap between the industry of woman body and the conservative. sounds pretty much like hell to me.
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Haha! I don't know the
Haha! I don't know the answers but I liked this. I love it when conservative "moral values" Christians get called out on hypocrisy.
Reminds of the song "Harper Valley PTA" by Jeannie C. Riley. Think it's time to dig that out and listen again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn4-2qMErgM
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Did you know?
The school being referred to in that song is actually called Harpeth Valley Elementary School. I went to a YMCA summer day camp there for years as a kid.
Yes I read that! How cool.
Yes I read that! How cool. What a small world.
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I don't understand the big deal.....
I guess I just don't see taping a sex act, as being hypocritical. Now, if she had a video of herself having sex with another woman, then I would say.... hell yes, she's hypocrite.
I don't believe that she has ever made the statement that she was sexless, or wasn't human. Or, am I missing something? Maybe she did say that...
It wouldn't be hypocrite either
she said she's against homosexual marriage, she never said she was against homosexual act
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Yeah?
I really don't know that much about her, or what she feels about homosexuality.
Really?
We posted quite a bit about her Miss USA gaffe, regarding same-sex and "opposite" marriage.
If you have been reading any of the news, she's profoundly anti-gay.
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Yeah, I've read some articles...
Not a ton though. Mainly I've heard about her same-sex marriage issues... I haven't really heard too much about her personal feelings towards lesbians and gays.
The hypocrisy lies in the
The hypocrisy lies in the fact that "Defenders of the Family" has a pretty strict moral code and miss Prejean was set to speak at their event. So, she is supporting an "traditional family friendly" organization and saying that homosexuality is wrong while making sex tapes.
It's like Christian groups saying homosexuality is wrong while they're eating shrimp.
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I'd go further and say that...
The hypocrisy lies in her touting herself as being a good Christian and upholding traditional family values (whatever they are) and the videotaping herself masturbating. Not the masturbation itself.
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I see your point PK, but...
Did her video portray her involved in a homosexual act? No. This is what I just don't understand... Simply because someone does not support same sex marriage, and is a believer in what we would call - traditional family values, does not make her a neuter.
If she, or any other 'traditional' Christian, chooses to enjoy sex - they are not being hypocritical. They are being human...
If she was taping sexual acts with herself and another woman, then I'd be the first to call her out on it...But, she was masturbating. BFD. Even Christians enjoy a good orgasm on occasion...with, or without a partner.
Masturbation is a sin
The so-called "traditional family values" Christians who support her actually preach against masturbation because it's a sin. Don't you remember the shit storm surrounding Joclyn Elders?
The first question that happened to be asked of Joycelyn Elders at this United Nations World AIDS Day Conference: "...if masturbation might be taught as a way to prevent AIDS?" Joycelyn Elders replied: "masturbation is something that is a part of human sexuality, and is a part of something that perhaps should be taught."
The family values crowd threw such a fit that Bill Clinton fired her a week later for "values contrary to the administration."
A Christian friend explained that masturbation is a sin because how are you going to have a good self-pleasuring session without some hardcore fantasizing? As Matthew 5:28-29 teaches us.
[Jesus:] "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."
I was raised Catholic and the nuns definitely frowned on it. Can't remember if it was a venal or mortal sin, though.
"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna
Venial sin
It was a venial sin.Three Our Fathers and Three Hail Marys for your penance. Now, why do I remember that, hmmm.
Missing Sunday Mass was a mortal sin.
Civility is not a sign of weakness.
Grazie
Oh Minnie. You crack me up and your reply reminded me of a very bad joke we use to tell in Catholic school. I won't retell it, but the punchline had to do with a nun having to gargle holy water.
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Please...
That is not the Christianity that I know. And, who is to say what goes through the mind of any individual when they pleasure themselves? I suppose that your 'Christian friend' is a masturbation expert?
I won't argue with you about masturbation Rusty... this is just ridiculous.
Masturbation is a sin
You wanted to know why some people, me included, are calling her a "hypocrite" and I'm explaining my position.
We're not talking about the Christianity that you know. We're talking about the hard-right conservative Christians because that's who she's aligned herself with. They involve themselves in what goes on in other people's bedrooms. The hypocrisy is when one of those Christians gets caught with her hand in cookie jar. Conservative Christians believe that masturbation is a sin. But she's picking and choosing the sins she partakes in and those she doesn't.
"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna
Rusty
Thank you for clarifying your points...
while they are eating shrimp
and having affairs...
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Even better.
Even better.
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Great song!
Can't tell you how many people I've pissed off singing that one.
Yeah it's a great one. p.s.
Yeah it's a great one.
p.s. Just wanted to add that I didn't mean to criticize people for being Christian or Conservative, just for being a hypocritical public figure..or saying one thing to get ahead when you actually do another.
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PK
Its a shame that folks have gotten into the habit of taking everything so personally here that you feel a need to clarify a finely made point. Remember the good old days when we could all let it hang out without people getting up in arms over the simplest statement? I miss that.
Where has all the underwear gone?
;)
Kisses.
I think its weird, I've got
I think its weird, I've got the feeling that something is missing, is that video was made for commercial purpose? how the lawyer get it? it haven't been release publicly, what's the problem? Why they wait 'til the trial to show it, if they had told her that they have the video in possession, she would have abandon without a public humiliation
Note to myself, beware cameras.
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