Brokeback Church…

Brokeback Church…

Er... I mean Saddleback Chruch now accepts the Gays.

Funny, just last week Warren had compared us to Pizza and Pedophiles.

I'm still imagining Warren feeding the gay protesters of Prop 8 donuts and water. Water? Would it be too much to ask for coffee while we discuss polygamy, and what the Bible says? Food seems to be a big part of Warren's ministry. First the Gays are fed donuts then we are compared to his desire for Pizza. And another thing, while Warren says its a matter of maturity to hold off on gratification, don't you think he might want to take his own advice? Isn't gluttony one of the deadly sins?

What would you rather be compared to, food or destroying the rainforests? Can we try and wrap our minds around Pope Benedict XVI's recent proclamation to Vatican staff warning that:

the blurred the distinction between male and female could thus lead to the "self-destruction" of the human race, "Rainforests deserve, yes, our protection, but the human being... does not deserve it less."

The Gays are going to destroy the human race like slash and burn deforestation, and acid rain. Wishful thinking when we can't even get a freaking law passed.



Comments [86]

mysticsmb's picture

Hey, I'm still planning on

Hey, I'm still planning on going to the inauguration as well, though I don't have the logistics figured out. If I do make it there we should definitely find a way to meet up at the vigil!

(I'm envisioning you with a sign protesting Warren on one side and 'Peacekitty' written on the other Smile

peacekitty's picture

Oh Heck...that was supposed

Oh Heck...that was supposed to be a reply to Mystics down there somewhere! Sorry everyone.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

peacekitty's picture

That was a great argument and

That was a great argument and beautifully written, Mystics. Thanks for sharing that. I'm glad to see you posting here. Smile xoxo - PK

p.s.
Applecrumble and I are going to the Inauguration LGBT vigil and hopefully wave a thoughtful yet very memorable banner during the Inaugural procession.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

mysticsmb's picture

Gotta say I see both sides of

Gotta say I see both sides of this. I didn't find your comment about Rachel demeaning, but some of your pictures and comments--yuck! They make me feel like I'm in the presence of a teenage boy, and yes, I do feel they sometimes go overboard in their objectification and veer into the demeaning. On the other hand I get how important 'sex-positivity' is to our community. Just keep in mind that if you're going to post such things in a public forum those with different tastes have the right to object without being called prudes or hypocrites.

(Also, there's a huge difference between watching porn privately versus posting sexual images and 'humor' in the public sphere.)

peacekitty's picture

I love your sense of humor

I love your sense of humor too LBDL. Your comments like that make me laugh, but I know how you are IRL and that you're just having fun. xoxo -PK

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

Satire or reality, the

Satire or reality, the picture was still placed into my tiny little brain, and it won't leave. Part of the problem with having a high IQ is I visualize EVERYTHING, the more graphic, the clearer the picture. Kind of comes in handy most times, especially in the various things I do in life. And then there are the disadvantages, like visualizing Warren and a pizza.

Please, somebody make the bad pictures go away !!!!!

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

LOL, comes with the high IQ

LOL, comes with the high IQ and twisted sense of humor.

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

Now you know why I deleted my

Now you know why I deleted my info and pic, and posted a warning in my profile to others. OC has a serious security issue right now that needs to be addressed.

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

See above, lol. Besides,

See above, lol. Besides, I've always been a bit curious about mega-churches, but walking into the local Harvest Crusade one was already ruled out, mainly because they drive lie they are anxious to meet Jesus in person, and take as many of us with them as they can, lol.

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

Being a

Being a minister-without-a-pulpit (I usually did crisis and relationship counseling), I tend to just "pop in" at whatever Church is available. I was doing quite a bit of work that year in the Orange County area, and someone suggested I check Saddleback out. It was my one, and only, experience with a "mega-church." It takes me a few visits to determine what exactly their doctrine is.

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Thank you

Thank you Minnie.......

Laughter is a way of connecting us.
I find it a beautiful thing. Laughing out loud

Wishin' everyone could smile,
LBDL
xxoo

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Rover : Pointing fingers at

Rover : Pointing fingers at me, and telling me that I am "demeaning" women.... when, in fact, you watch - buy - joke about - and entertain herself with hardcore, heterosexual porn (you stated that you don't like lesbian porn), I do find that something of substance, that should be noted... regardless of where you stated it. You said it. Not me.

Rover, my intention has never been to demean women. Our sensitivities are very different when it comes to this issue. You and I come from very different mindsets......that has been obvious from the very first moment we spoke together.

I find humor a way of connecting, a way of sharing, a way of opening up to our similarities as women, as lesbians, as friends, and some of us... as lovers.

Where else can we be open and have fun once in awhile, if we can't be that way around each other? Connecting, is a difficult task for a lot of women who are outside of the 'big cities'..... I've had so many girls e-mail and tell me that the laughter, or maybe just a silly picture, helped them to not feel so alone. For just one moment, can you imagine being that girl...Alone, afraid, no one to laugh or joke with, feeling as though you are a freak... the only lesbian in a small town of 400 people. Can you imagine, Rover? I can......

Rover, some women have no one to understand their desires, they have the need to be open and out, but it's just not an option for them. If some women smile, or even laugh out loud because of a picture or a goofy thing that I say, and if one girl feels a little 'less alone' in this huge, homophobic world.....then I feel awesome, and will not apologize to anyone. I've felt alone in my life, I know how it can hurt.

Rover, you know that I care about women... I've been a victim of a brutal, violent sexual assault myself. Believe me, I know what being 'demeaned' is all about. You know what I've been through...

I just think that we need to lighten up Rover. The more intense and judgmental we become about each other, the less likely we are to ever find understanding from others....

Stating that Rachel Maddow turns me on, is in no way comparable to some guy pounding a chick in some hard core porn, at least not to me..... But, that's just my own opinion. It obviously, isn't yours. But, that's okay. Because it's not my place to point and judge...

I totally respect your right to be the woman that you are, to think what you think and feel what you feel. Rover, I would never pick you out of a crowd, and point a shameful finger at you. Not, until it is done to me.

Rover, you talk in circles. I just don't get it....
I try to understand you, I really do.

I would never intentionally demean a woman. Ever.

*this was written with full respect for you Rover*

LBDL

Tex's picture

Sorry, the above question is

Sorry, the above question is actually from me - gotta get used to the roomie using the 'puter. And sorry, Grace, for the double question to CA-Med - I just saw yours.

Let me go make another Toddy and take a nap - got the
crud again......

I need some rest,

Tex

Twitter Time @kdhales

Lake's picture

Why were you going to the

Why were you going to the church? You mentioned in another comment that you had been other times before the one when they escorted you out.....

Lake

Lake's picture

KELAKEY!!!!! I like that,

KELAKEY!!!!! I like that, thanks LB

Lake

peacekitty's picture

LOL!!! I was thinking that

LOL!!! I was thinking that maybe somebody or something has possessed our poor Rovermom. Smile Rover, did the pod people get you? - xoxo PK

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Grace Moon's picture

you'll have to explain what

you'll have to explain what possessed you to go into the saddleback church in the first place?

tweet tweet @gracemoon

minniesota's picture

Rover, I just see LBDL is

Rover, I just see LBDL is having some fun. Her comment about Rachel and the photos she posts from time to time just make me laugh.

Not politically correct, Minnie

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Not2Taem's picture

Aw... you're turning into a

Aw... you're turning into a Texan already! Be careful, its sticky stuff.

LOL

rovermom's picture

I have no problems with porn,

I have no problems with porn, Long. Just using your comments to prove mine in another blog about demeaning women.

Like it or not, as lesbians, we all demean women to a sexual object. especially when we ourselves post pictures of women in sexually demeaning positions, that for the most part, probably was intended for males to gawk at, and yet, we gawk...

Rachel is not on MSNBC for lesbians to be turned on by her and for us to gawk at her, and yet we do...

we...as in I find Rachel attractive myself, as well.

If we gawk at her and think of her in a sexual manner pleasing to us...like a sexual object, without her intent....is that demeaning her to a sexual object?

And I agree, hypocrisy is unattractive, and yet, we all are, in some way or form - to some extent.

http://www.velvetparkmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/remy_martin-1.jpg
So many people jumped ship on this ad, for it being sexist and racist...and demeaning to women..

because it was not intended for us...to gawk at

and yet, so many of the more sexually toned photos that you have posted for like...ever....no one has ever stepped up to you and said you were demeaning women...or that those photos were demeaning women.

that is all of our own hypocrisy right there.

And furthermore, we all preach that we want to be accepted and loving of one another...and want tolerance and seek tolerance, and yet we show intolerance of people and deny other's acceptance. All of us have done that.

we want to build bridges and erase hate...we just want the other people to build it, where we want it and when we want it.

Part of building bridges is meeting in the middle, meaning it is best built by both sides...but we've been very intolerant, because of fear - and because of fear we will mis an opportunity to bridge our communities.

Annie Oakley's picture

I've ranted about OC here.

I've ranted about OC here. Everyone just took off not even disabling the "become a member" function. So male pervs are becoming members and snooping around and sending dykes messages about"liking their profile" and "wanting to meet". If Ilene truly cares about women she would never allow this to happen.

Xanadu's picture

Oh Heck LBDL! - I'm glad I

Oh Heck LBDL! - I'm glad I changed my net name! Had I known we would be using old OurChart rants / musings as ammo, I would have requested OC delete my account earlier!! LOL

Still waiting for OC to delete my profile / account ... clearly no one is running that ship.

*wondering who has our personal info?*

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

Their fear is based on an

Their fear is based on an irrational assumption that our lives consist of nothing but sex orgies and pedophilia, and that we are diseased, and can incite terrorists to fly planes into buildings and create hurricanes on a whim.

My fear is based on the logical assumption that they will follow through on their goal to wipe us off the face of the earth in order to pave the way for Jesus' return.

They have nothing to back their assumptions. I have years of FBI crime statistics, thousands of news clippings, etc. Let us not forget the numbers of dead in the last decade or so, brutally disfigured, crucified, beaten or shot to death, and left to die alone by people who pretended to like them and then turned on them viciously. Matthew Sheppard, Gwen Araujo, Brandon Teena, remember how they died and why? And for what, daring to take a breath of air and have a pulse while being nothing more than the person they were born as, and refusing to live their lives according to the will of those who preach hatred and intolerance.

Every single time we've tried to bridge the gap in the last half century or so, they have blown up the bridge, the pilings, and the equipment used to build it. It's their turn to bridge the gap.

I spent the first 26 years of my life living in fear of these people and their disapproval and potential of violence. No more. If they want me to be accepting of them just as they are, they must now first accept me just as I am, no exceptions.

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

That's okay, I work long

That's okay, I work long hours every day for weeks at a time, and as such have quite a vivid imagination, perfect for filling in the blanks, lol.

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Hi Kelakey.........

Hi Kelakey......... Laughing out loud

Have an awesome Christmas !!

LBDL
xxoo

Not2Taem's picture

Just a couple of things for

Just a couple of things for the Rev

* People who stand behind pulpits and hurl bombs will have a hell of a time in the afterlife.

* "Its all about love." Yah, we can feel your love. Sure gonna miss it when its gone; Like that infected tooth they pulled out with no novacaine.

* If you want to "restore civility" try keeping your "mean spirited" trap shut!!

LongBeachDogLover's picture

**(this is an addendum to my

**(this is an addendum to my previous statement)
Rover, hypocrisy is a very unattractive quality in anyone. And, before anyone points fingers at others, perhaps looking in the mirror may be in order.

Rover....Do you recall a blog entitled "Porn or no Porn", on another site? It was dated Oct.14,2008...... you were very candid about your 'appreciation' of porn. Not only do you enjoy watching it, you also support the porn industry by purchasing it, so you stated. Do you recall? If you don't, here's the link to refresh your memory.......

Your response started out something like this :
"I just bought some more porn over the weekend......"
http://www.ourchart.com/content/porn-or-no-porn

I might suggest that before pointing fingers at others, that we search our hearts for our own truths.... As I stated, hypocrisy is a very unattractive quality in anyone.

In Peace,
LBDL

Lake's picture

What????? The Easter Bunny

What????? The Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy aren't real????? Next thing I know you'll be saying Santa isn't real either!!!!!

Lake

Not2Taem's picture

Now, now! We are tolerant

Now, now! We are tolerant queers. Let us not judge the poor perverted preacher man for his strange and gooey fetish. Laughing out loud

Damn, that cheese must burn!

Not2Taem's picture

Shhhhh! PK will hear and

Shhhhh! PK will hear and snatch her from you "for her brain" *wink, wink*.

And you hush, Rover; I'm feelin' a bit lusty myself. And yes, I am very busy "objectifying" Rachel. Its called fantasy !

Lake's picture

Thanks for the blanks - I was

Thanks for the blanks - I was barely legal in '89!

Lake

Not2Taem's picture

Crimeny, Rover. Can't you see

Crimeny, Rover. Can't you see that they have played an influential woman to lull us into submission? If he truly repents the evils he has done, why hasn't he come out and retracted his statements as publicly as he originally made them? They are using ME as an ornament for their inauguration, and frankly, she should know better. And so should you.

Not2Taem's picture

Live strong. Live true. And

Live strong. Live true. And above all else, live!

Much love,
Tae

Xanadu's picture

HA! There's a "Meet

HA! There's a "Meet Christian Singles!" ad at the top of the page. I won't be clicking on that one ...

So is this how the ads work. The more the word church and Christian appears in an article (or we type it), we will be subjected to ads from those interest groups?

Not2Taem's picture

Let us hope we are all a bit

Let us hope we are all a bit different from those who have the gall to "preach" their self-serving bull shit.

Not2Taem's picture

The least these ass-hats

The least these ass-hats could do is come up with a decent metaphor. Damn!

conlite's picture

If a church pitches anyone

If a church pitches anyone out the door (who isn't physically threatening others there) then they no longer deserve the title church. Jesus forgave an adulterous woman and hung out with radical political activists and taxmen (who were regarded as the scum of the earth in his day). I wonder if he showed up today who he would hang out with? I wonder if Rick Warren would pitch Jesus out of his church?

"Come unto me ALL ye who labour and are heavy laden...."??

Severely unimpressed with the "Christianity" of this guy.

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Excuse me? WTF Rover........

Excuse me? WTF Rover........ What in the hell are you saying to me. I'm trying here, I'm really trying to understand you.......

"that is pornagraphing and demeaning women, mainly Rachel, a woman, to a sexual object."

Are you saying that I am no better than a man that demeans women? Is THAT what you're saying? If so, you are way off base girlfriend! You should know me better than to say something like that to me......

Tell me that I'm wrong, that I have a misunderstanding to the intention of your statement..

Please, speak in english that I can understand. Please.

LBDL

rovermom's picture

Maddow does something very

Maddow does something very strange to my girlie meat !! Me likes it, me likes it… alot !!

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii90/harajukublender/pict-rmaddow.jpg

that is pornagraphing and demeaning women, mainly Rachel, a woman, to a sexual object. No different then when a boy sees hot lesbians in certain clothed positions. Is it demeaning?

And to whom is it demeaning?

rovermom's picture

That's fear. Just like their

That's fear. Just like their fear.

It's not about living according to their distorted view...it's about being yourself and accepting others. They don't have to live like us...just like we don't have to live like them, but in order to bridge a gap, we must be willing...

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

Of course we are, that's why

Of course we are, that's why when I got outed as TG by someone who recognized me from a college lecture I did, I was escorted by their "ushers" out of the "church" and told never to return or I would be arrested for criminal trespass. I did nothing whatsoever to provoke such a response.

Of course, the economy was much better back then, too. Maybe now that the actual members can't afford to be so generous in their tithing, our money is welcome?

LongBeachMaddowLover's picture

I've never been good at

I've never been good at sharing women. Except for that girl I met in Malibu in 1989....fuck, she was hot ,and I was _________. ____ _________
_______ ___ _______ __ ________ ________ ______________ !!
___________ __ ,______ ___ __________ __________ ______......
__ ______ __________ __ , ___ _______ __ __________ __. Shock

I don't usually kiss and tell. Laughing out loud

Annie Oakley's picture

wonder why there's no place

wonder why there's no place to leave comments and no "contact me" on his website? Is he afraid of Pasta Dick showing up with a drippy pizza?

http://www.vatican.va/phome_en.htm

Annie Oakley's picture

Jawohl! *click heels

Jawohl! *click heels together* (and I don't mean like Dorothy in the Wizard!)

you are on a roll today CA MW - every one of your posts is brilliant!!

Annie Oakley's picture

yeah, same way his

yeah, same way his immature-a-hole-speechwriter Favreau groping a cardboard cut out of hillary while another obama employee pulls her hair and forces a beer down her throat are just good ol boy fun and have nothing to do with misogyny or women being molested...

it's not about our lives, not about hillary's life, just all fun 'n games

Annie Oakley's picture

mmmmmmm...maybe should have

mmmmmmm...maybe should have guessed that. But c'mon you know the oral gratification part rings true!

Do I feel better? not really. There's still that SF dyke who was gang-raped for being gay and still all the sickos out there who want to hurt us thanks to *!#@!! like Warren.

Melissa E o where o where did your wittle brain go?
O where o where can it be?

LongBeachDogLover's picture

CMW.....Have you always been

CMW.....Have you always been brilliant ?? You are amazing.

**I'm kinda diggin' on the rubber room thingy**

Laughing out loud

btfan2's picture

peace this is why I call him

peace

this is why I call him Teflon Barry. He is NOT clueless, he just believes he can talk his way out of anything. He's the Prez we're expendable. So far he's gotton away with a lot of crap, because everyone wants to believe in something after 8 years of Bush and his thugs.

I knew he was a poser and his act is wearing thin. I'm still willing to try on many issues but; this one I will not budge one inch. He, Biden, Hillary and all the rest are dead wrong. I just don't believe Hillary would have had some hate mongering bigot at her inauguration. THERE IS NO EXCUSE PERIOD!!

I think Obama and his road show are being shown for what they are power crabing politicians period. I'm still waiting for some change, any change. A small smidgen of sensitivity.
His arrogance is out in full bloom.

Did you read that horse shit Melissia Erthridge wrote on huffington. Easy for her, living under the shelter of show biz, with her millions.

Sorry you spit on me I don't let it go.

Xanadu's picture

Yum

Yum

applecrumble's picture

the pizza segment was written

the pizza segment was written as satire -
http://steveyoungonpolitics.com/shocking-rick-warren-pizza-story-update/#

but it is telling that editors at rawstory picked it up and it sounded close enough to "reality" that they ran it as a straight story.