The Farm Recap 101: Very Bad Girls

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The Farm Recap 101: Very Bad Girls

Call it a stroke of fate, the scoop of the year, or what you will, but yours truly got her hot little hands on an advanced copy of the pilot episode of The L Word’s spin-off series. Yes, folks! I'm talking about The Farm, starring Leisha Hailey. Thar be spoilers ahead…

Alice is stripping off a pair of dirt-stained blue coveralls. As she undresses, she stares into the mirror, her expression distant, incredulous. The scene flashes to Alice, orange jumpsuit-begarbed, sitting in a courtroom as a judge pronounces her guilty of second-degree murder in the killing of one Jennifer Schecter. In the courtroom, she bears the same shocked but slightly removed expression.

The scene flashes back to the present. Al heads into a group shower area, where a few other women are already naked under the steamy spray. Clearly nervous, waxing friendly, Al greets them, but the others ignore her ? except for one. A stern-faced young black woman gives her a terse nod of acknowledgment. Al attempts to strike up a friendly conversation with her nearest neighbor as she showers. Again, she is ignored. Someone laughs behind her and she turns, delighted at the sound of real, live mirth.

It’s the stern woman and three others. “Hi, Wade!” Alice begins brightly, taking in the expressions of open malice on the faces of the others. “What can I do for ya?” Quick as a flash, Wade grabs Alice by the throat, slamming her back against the wall. Alice struggles, but the others, including a blond girl with a swastika tattooed on her arm, flank her, pinning her arms. Wade belts her hard across the face. “You can start showing me the proper respect, Freshie. That’s what you can do for me.” She leers. “For starters.” Off Alice’s expression of pain and dismay…

The opening credits roll amidst scenes of little girls playing on a playground ? monkey bars, dodgeball, double dutch. The music is a punk girl group covering Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.” The behavior of the girls gets more and more menacing, bullying, as they play, until their games and smiles take on new, sinister meaning.

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A yellow prison bus rattles down a dusty road through fields and farms. A title reads “Earlier that day.” Inside the bus is Alice, seated across the aisle from the



Comments [21]

alisha's picture

cruel!! ... however the

cruel!! ... however the writer may want to look into writing for tv series Smile

Julia Watson's picture

From your lips to God's ears,

From your lips to God's ears, doll.

alisha's picture

even more confubbled lol

even more confubbled lol

K I T's picture

hi alisha , maybe the writer

hi alisha ,
maybe the writer already does or did
winks

that would be a ask Julia question

alisha's picture

christ i am soo confused lol

christ i am soo confused lol

Robin Rigby's picture

To clear up the confusion-

To clear up the confusion- the creator of this April Fools joke is none other than Julia Watson who's picture you can find in the left margin of this webpage. She has written or co-written (with yours truly) some screenplays and plans to attend college in the fall to get a creative writing degree. Whether or not she will ply her trade in Hollywood she has told us she is undecided on.

So, when Kit said she does or did and you should ask Julia, she meant that Julia does write and has written for movies (not exactly TV) and that you should ask her about her future writing plans. At least I think that's what she meant. She was being a little clever and English is not her first language. So if I misunderstood your intent Kit I apologize.

I'm sure all of this would be much clearer to you, but there was an upgrade to the website and comments on older posts (including this one) were lost.

K I T's picture

hi alisha, welcome to the

hi alisha, welcome to the club
confusion is good you will blend in perfectly over here then

winks

alisha's picture

one thinks im gna like this

one thinks im gna like this place Smile

Not2Taem's picture

How did we time warp back to

How did we time warp back to the April Fools blog?

K I T's picture

beam me up scotty lets warp

beam me up scotty lets warp back !
where to ?

Not2Taem's picture

When I was in college, I used

When I was in college, I used to ride my Suzuki up to the greatest waterfall and make long, languorous love.

http://www.nhtourguide.com/tripreports/kancamagus_highway_new_hampshire.htm

K I T's picture

lol mm i said where to now

lol mm i said where to
now does this comment of yours revere to the beauty of nature or did you have something else in mind?

winks

b.t.w. that link you gave said;
The Ugly:

* The bugs do get bad at times.

just so you know ?i hate bugs nature or comp once i don't care.

lol

Not2Taem's picture

LOL I was referring to both.

LOL

I was referring to both. For me, nature and sex are the ultimate combo. But if you are sensitive about bugs you probably don't want to bring a woman there in the summer. Squeaking and swatting are bound to cramp your style. Laughing out loud

Joy's picture

Is this for real...or an

Is this for real...or an april fools joke like someone said on a website...?

Robin Rigby's picture

What website? A good one with

What website? A good one with hot dykes with a good sense of humor? Or one that that troll guy came from and spoiled our fun back when this was originally posted?

peacekitty's picture

Robin it was at Television

Robin it was at Television Without Pity on the L-word forum. Someone happened to see this blog a few days ago, but since all of the comments were dumped during the upgrade there was no way for anyone to know that this was an April Fool's joke. So I'm the one who explained it to them over there so they understood.

Joy asked a legitimite question.

I'm think one of the reasons many people don't post here is because the core members often unknowngly drive new people way with their inside jokes, sarcasm and bias.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

K I T's picture

Television Without Pity ? lol

Television Without Pity ?
lol i only got to the main page/site mm looks to me like the layout of that site by it self already has insides jokes and or sarcasm etc

come one look at all the little devils
and the Hollywood movies do(nt) suck banner
and spare the snark spoil the network

yeap that chased me away
winks ~ smiles ~ lol

peacekitty's picture

lol Point well-taken my

lol Point well-taken my friend. Smile

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

minniesota's picture

It is April Fools.

It is April Fools.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

alisha's picture

thanks so much for this.. its

thanks so much for this.. its sounds good.. so will we ever get to see this??

Julia Watson's picture

(Wishing you a heartfelt if

(Wishing you a heartfelt if very late April Fools!)