Boob Tube: Top 10 Sexiest L Word Moments

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Boob Tube: Top 10 Sexiest L Word Moments

something sexy. This scene was all about that. Not only were the visuals incredibly appealing (O’ hotnesses of Sarah Shahi, we salute you!), but Shane finally meeting her match in the sexytime confidence arena was arguably what really made this scene so effective. I confess to having, on a lark, actually played “Too Hot” with a lover and can confirm that it is every bit as much fun as it looks.

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1. Bette and Candace, Cheatin’ Ho Prison Wank, Season One
It’s awfully impressive to me that the scene I find the sexiest in the entire six-season run of The L Word does not feature the two major players actually touching one another. Again, it’s all about this idea of wanting something terribly and not being allowed, or in this case, not allowing yourself to have it. Putting a whole new spin on oral sex, Bette and Candace essentially fuck using nothing but words. Perhaps especially for those of us for whom words are our business, there is really nothing hotter than that!

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Alright sports fans, which hot L Word scenes are on your top 10 list? Do tell.

Boob Tube News
Just when we thought Grey’s was down for the count, it looks like they’re down for some long-term lesbo lovin’ instead! It was confirmed last week that Jessica Capshaw has signed a contract to stick around at least through the end of this season and possibly into next year, playing Callie’s new love interest, Dr. Arizona Robbins. It’s no seventh season of The L Word, I know, but at least there will be one lesbian couple left standing on TV after next weekend. Woohoo!

To Watch For Next Week…

Sunday! Alice and Tasha’s dirty laundry is aired at the dance-a-thon fundraiser on The L Word (Showtime, 9 p.m.). Charmie gets stuck with Buck as the one looking after her after her boob job (awkward!) on The United States of Tara (Showtime, 10 p.m.)

Monday! Frances Conroy (Six Feet Under) guests as the mother of all things awesome (a.k.a. Barney Stinson) on How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8:30 p.m.). Jimmy Fallon debuts as the new host of Late Night (NBC, 12:35 a.m.).

Tuesday! The season premiere of Reaper (The CW, 8 p.m.). The final 12 of the Top 36 get their chance at a shot at the title on American Idol (Fox, 8 p.m.). The confounding and long-awaited wedding of Christian and Liz on Nip/Tuck (Fx, 10 p.m.).

Wednesday! The season premiere of America’s Next Top Model (The CW, 8 p.m.). Rehash all the drama on the Top Chef: New York reunion show (Bravo, 9 p.m.).

Thursday! Stevie Nicks guests on The Chris Isaak Hour (Bio, 10 p.m.). Papa Suarez gets his Iron Chef on at a celebrity chef cook-off this week on Ugly Betty (ABC, 8 p.m.). Jon Stewart on Letterman.



Comments [68]

minniesota's picture

This blog reminds me how

This blog reminds me how pissed I was to have to watch so many sex scenes between Jenny and Tim the first season. I still hold a grudge.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

minniesota's picture

The east coast must be

The east coast must be getting that huge snow we got on Thursday afternoon. My drive home that day took three times as long.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

minniesota's picture

I'll join your support group

I'll join your support group for BSG.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Robin Rigby's picture

See, everything about that

See, everything about that last sentence is exactly you and why I would've expected that scene to make your list. Smile

Robin Rigby's picture

"7. bette and jodie bedroom

"7. bette and jodie bedroom sex scene with bette in a beater tank (season 4)" Really? I think JB needs to stop bringing her friends onto the show because she has absolutely zero chemistry with them. The Jodie/Bette sex was just awkward and uncomfortable.

Julia Watson's picture

Let's see your list then,

Let's see your list then, lady! Pony up.

lucia_2008's picture

I am so disappointed in the

I am so disappointed in the list I have nothing to say, but, did we watch the same show????

Smile...life is good!!!

mysticsmb's picture

Julia, thanks so much for

Julia, thanks so much for reminding us why we still watch--just the fact that this season has to date spawned one top-tenner (Dylena reunion) keeps us eternally optimistic i guess.

I agree with Rusty that the Bette/Nadia car romp wouldn't make my top 10, but not for the same reason. The FANTASY of the student/teacher hookup is a perpetual turn-on, but in this case what was on-screen didn't even come close to my lamest daydream.

In its place I'd submit the Dylena bathroom scene where Helena says something like "I'll show you how fucking insane it is" and proceeds to stick Dylan's hand down her pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt2nqDTUGIo

Julia Watson's picture

Dood. I think I'm going to

Dood. I think I'm going to need a support group when there are no more new BSG episodes coming down the pipeline.

mysticsmb's picture

Minnie, I'm with you on the

Minnie,
I'm with you on the Cherie/Shane strap-on pool scene, though like Julia Cherie Jaffe kinda gave me the STD creeps--but Shane in that scene? S-I-Z-Z-L-I-N-G (and i'm not even a big admirer).

p.s. off-topic: we're about to get a FOOT of snow tonight here in Beantown--cranky doesn't even begin to cover it...

Not2Taem's picture

Bad Alice

Bad Alice Sex:
Vampire
Lisa
Lara
Just the thought of her with Gabby DeVaux "I swear Alice, if you get with her I'm going to kill you."

Not2Taem's picture

In no particular order: The

In no particular order:

The pool scene, definitely.

How about the barber's chair scene?

I like the post sex of Shane taking pictures of Molly.

Not so much the sex, but I love Tasha's line, "I'm taking this shit to the bedroom."

I also thought Pappi on Alice in the limo was pretty good for the embarrassing memories aspect of sex. I mean, who among us does not have some ridiculous moment in our sex life to look back on?

Rusty's picture

8. Bette and Nadia, Hot For

8. Bette and Nadia, Hot For Teacher, Season Four
As a former college instructor, that one had a huge "ick" factor for me.

BSG
Spoiler
Space

1. Helo can't tell a Boomer from an Athena? Dude, you suck. All the Chief had to do was look in her eyes.
2. I loved every scene with Starbuck and her Dad.
3. Only three fracking episodes of BSG left. Crap.

Ron Moore's podcast is up: http://media.scifi.com/battlestar/downloads/podcast/mp3/419/bsg_ep419_FU...

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Julia Watson's picture

You know, I almost posted an

You know, I almost posted an "honorary mention" list at the bottom which would have included the vampire hookup. I did get a kick (so to speak) out of Alice being chained to the ceiling while she was being "embraced."

Julia Watson's picture

I found Helena's

I found Helena's pregnant-Tina obsession a bit disturbing back then (I believe I used to refer to that as Helena's Rumplestiltskin phase), so that one didn't make my list. And Cherie Jaffe makes my skin crawl, so any scene with her is an automatic no-go in my book!

peacekitty's picture

Howdy julia. I agree with

Howdy julia. I agree with two of your top ten. bette and tina stir-fry sex is definitely up there, but up until this season girl they were NOT boring. them's fightin' words! Wink

I agree with the dylena scene this year too. very realistic and very intense.

however, none of the other couples had much chemistry at all imo. shane's trists were so over-the-top they didn't do a thing for me. JB and LuH have the best chemistry of anyone on the show. here's my top ten:

1. tibette pilot sex
2. tibette stir-fry sex
3. tibette OMFG sex season 2
4. tibette honey honey sex
5. dylena season 6
6. tibette 608 just kiss me sex (i saw the spoiler)
7. bette and jodie bedroom sex scene with bette in a beater tank (season 4)
8. dylena season 3 (or was it 4?)
9. shane and molly bedroom scene season 5
10. alice and dana season 2

and you're right, im going to miss this hot mess too, all but season 6 anyway.
10.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

minniesota's picture

Hmmm, my top scene is the

Hmmm, my top scene is the booty dance with Carmen and Shane (your no. 2).

Julia, do you remember the Helena & Tina pool scene from Season 2, Episode Six when Tina was pregnant?

Oh, how about the Shane and Cherie Jeffie strap on poolside scene from Season 3, Episode Five?

Wet.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Robin Rigby's picture

Julia, I am surprised that

Julia, I am surprised that Alice's vampire scene didn't make your list. You. Vampires. I don't know why I might think you'd like that. Smile

Thanks for letting me know that "Reaper" is starting up again. I find that show a lot of fun.