Boob Tube: Top 10 Sexiest L Word Moments

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Boob Tube: Top 10 Sexiest L Word Moments

So The L Word’s sixth and final season is about to come to a close and all throughout the lesbian nation there seems to be a mingled sense of relief and despair at our impending loss. As I have been one of many folks picking apart the hot mess that is the show these days, I thought it would be fun to focus this week on the one thing that Mama C and co. have unfailingly gotten right: sheer sexiness.

Let’s face it, even when the storylines have been incoherent, inconsistent and downright difficult to swallow, ‘the sexy’ has long been this show’s saving grace. In the spirit of celebrating our shared legacy of hotness, available to us forevermore through the wonder of DVD and Interwebs technology, I give you The Top 10 Sexiest L Word Moments.

10. Marina and Jenny, Bathroom Seduction, Season One
Like a freefall down the proverbial rabbit hole, it was this scene that first sucked so many of us in. Marina’s passive-aggressive handsy-ness and that gobsmacked, deer-in-the-headlights expression of Jenny’s will go down in history as ushering in a new golden age of dyke drama.

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9. Tina and Bette, Cheatin’ Ho Sex, Season Five
Good God are these two boring, but when they started sneaking around behind everyone’s back last year, exchanging all those longing glances and finally giving in to their rekindled passion? Yeah. Hotness ensued. Enhancing the sexy factor was the fact that this was clearly a new Tina, sure of herself and her desires and ready to take what she wanted.

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8. Bette and Nadia, Hot For Teacher, Season Four
You remember the scene I’m talking about. The one in the car? Bette turns to her incorrigibly flirtatious TA, exasperated, and says her name. And the next thing you know they’re all over each other. All that was missing was a schoolgirl skirt and a riding crop. Oops. Did I say that out loud?

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7. Alice and Dana, Their First Time, Season Two
Who could forget Alice and Dana’s first romp amidst the gift bags for Dana’s impending bridal shower, and set to the lovely disco strains of CeCe Peniston? It was the perfect marriage of screwball comedy and hotness, the latter deftly taking over when the scene shifted to the two of



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mysticsmb's picture

Yeah, you big mushball! ;)

Yeah, you big mushball! Wink

Julia Watson's picture

I thought that was probably

I thought that was probably the most romantic thing anyone ever did on the show. Smile

Julia Watson's picture

I have two wishes for next

I have two wishes for next week:

1) We get to watch Helena and Dylan do it again. (I agree. Best chemistry.)
2) Molly and Shane get some sort of closure, whether they end up together or not.

Julia Watson's picture

Someone mentioned that scene

Someone mentioned that scene with the dancer chick who went to his mom's funeral with him, where she tells him she wants to suck his cock. I had forgotten all about that one or it might have made it on the list. Smile

Not that I am a fan of lesbian cock or anything. Ahem. Sex toys are for perverts. Clearly.

Julia Watson's picture

Aww, Chief. You're such a

Aww, Chief. You're such a mush.

Julia Watson's picture

Sigh. I do still love this

Sigh. I do still love this show.

And now I miss my dang girlfriend!

Steph H's picture

I think that kind of romance,

I think that kind of romance, in that scene for instance, IS really sexy.... the thrill of the chase, the smouldering attraction, the electricity...

Oh blimey, I am getting all hot and bothered here!

Tex's picture

I do have more romantic than

I do have more romantic than sexy, don't I?

Twitter Time @kdhales

mysticsmb's picture

Tex, #5 (Alice tells Dana she

Tex, #5 (Alice tells Dana she can't marry Tanya) is one of my FAVE moments ever on that show--recently rewatched it and it just bowled me over. I'm not sure i would classify it as a 'sexiest' moment, but definitely most romantic.

Tex's picture

This montage pretty much gets

This montage pretty much gets it for me - I love me some kissin'.....and smilin'.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByS7C1lycTE

some favorite scenes in no particular order - 1. when Tina tells Bette she's pregnant (season 1) 2. when Tina and Bette make a baby (season 1) 3. Dylan and Helena decide to start over (607) 4. Alice and Dana nude intertwined in the chair 5. Alice goes to Dana's to tell her she loves her (first kiss) 6. the kiss (504) 7. stir fry sex 8. Tina and Bette's dance (season 5) 9. Carmen and Shane's the dance 10. Tina and Bette's very first kiss 11. Dylan and Helena at the beach house

Tonight (Monday) on TNT - The Closer and Saving Grace - both were fantastic. Christina Ricci and Holly Hunter ended Grace's season opener smoking cigars in those tight jeans and boots....made me talk to myself....

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LongBeachDogLover's picture

**THIS IS OFF TOPIC BUT, IT'S

**THIS IS OFF TOPIC BUT, IT'S ALL KITTY'S FAULT !!**

For you Kitty........ Enjoy !! How could anyone NOT adore Dr.Seuss. Wink

LBDr.SeussLover
xxoo

mysticsmb's picture

Nah, thankfully no 25." A

Nah, thankfully no 25." A foot or so, give or take a couple of inches. Less on the Cape where they got a lot of sleet. Even NYC got walloped with about a foot. The sucky thing is that a) most of our snowcover had JUST melted away last week and b) you can usually count on a March snow to be gone (from melting) in a day or two, but it's going to stay cold til the end of the week, so the snow's here to stay.

This is one year I really wish that damn Farmers' Almanac had been WRONG!

Not2Taem's picture

During lunch the new was

During lunch the new was talking about 25". Did you get more than you originally expected?

*sending a blower. Snow blower, that is.*

Not2Taem's picture

True that. Bad sex often

True that. Bad sex often equals good fun when you are on the outside looking in. Laughing out loud

Kelly McCartney's picture

One of the sexiest moments to

One of the sexiest moments to me was last season, Alice and Tasha nekkid and intertwined in bed, waking up and talking softly before Helena returns from Spain. Tenderness like that is very sexy to me.

Won't you be my neighbor? @theKELword

Fastgurrrl's picture

I thought all of these were

I thought all of these were hot, and them some. I also thought it was hot when Max (I use to crush on this character a little) and his friend, don't remember her name (she went to the funeral with him for support), were at Max's place and he was in the recliner and they were listening to some sexy music and the girl got all up on Max and said something like, "Can I/I want to suck your cock."

HOTXXX

Steph H's picture

"wet" - I love that. I loved

"wet" - I love that.

I loved that scene too.....

~gk's picture

Yep. My all time favorite,

Yep. My all time favorite, number 1 sex scene is Shane and Cherrie Jaffe at the pool. The music, Shane being pulled through the house, Cherie's Jaffe's drunk laugh, and then the strapon action. Yep.

peacekitty's picture

Pardon the off-topic post

Pardon the off-topic post everyone, but this is worth mentioning...

"Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss!" aka. Theodore Geisel

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Grace Moon's picture

i agree, their first kiss was

i agree, their first kiss was pretty hot too.

i think they have the best chemistry out of the lot.

tweet tweet @gracemoon

peacekitty's picture

Yes her kisses were a bit

Yes her kisses were a bit awkward and stiff, but their love scene was nice.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

peacekitty's picture

Me too. I did really like

Me too. I did really like the scene with Jenny and Marina.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

peacekitty's picture

Hi DeeDee. I knew a good

Hi DeeDee. I knew a good Bette and Tina discussion would bring you out. Smile

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

peacekitty's picture

Howdy Robin, Yeah like some

Howdy Robin,

Yeah like some others have said, I thought that JB and MM played that scene very well. They made it look realistic. It reminded me of the first time you're with someone and it's new and exciting.

Although, as soon as Tina would walk into the same room with Bette the sparks would fly all around them and that would be the end of that.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Steph H's picture

One word - HOT! ;-)

One word - HOT! Wink

peacekitty's picture

Hi Steph! Happy Monday to

Hi Steph! Happy Monday to you too. Smile

As for Bette being scary...just put her next to a children's librarian! They'd shush her ass and put her right in her place. lol

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

deedee's picture

Don't agree with your list

Don't agree with your list .My # 1 is season 2 epi 9 Bette and Tina BE scene .The BEST.

Steph H's picture

Yep - I am totally with you

Yep - I am totally with you on the Dylena bathroom scene....

Steph H's picture

Hey PK :-) I agree with you

Hey PK Smile

I agree with you on Bette/Tina not being boring! As you know, I find Bette a bit scary but I love them together and I have developed a big soft spot for Tina...

I am liking your top ten - Helena and Dylan - smokin'!!

"Beater tank" - I love that term!

Happy Monday PK Smile Love, Steph xxxx

Steph H's picture

Moment? I have momentS.....

Moment?

I have momentS..... aaaggghhhh flashbacks flashbacks!!!!

yonks's picture

It's to bad there weren't

It's to bad there weren't good scene with Max before her/his transformation.

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

yonks's picture

I remember to have argue with

I remember to have argue with my TV: this is a lesbian show, L.E.S.B.I.A.N!!!

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

Julia Watson's picture

Dood. If they don't want to

Dood. If they don't want to watch it you can come over here and watch me tear my hair out. (I totally think they're ALL GOING TO DIE!!!)

Happy thoughts, Julia. Happy, fluffly little cloud thoughts.

itty's picture

Me too.

Me too.

Liesier's picture

Don't forget Helena and

Don't forget Helena and Dylan's first love scene...

Rusty's picture

Julia, sounds like a plan.

Julia, sounds like a plan. I'll probably start drinking now if no one objects.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

minniesota's picture

I just have been too busy

I just have been too busy looking at something else for Marina to notice. Wink.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Xanadu's picture

I always thought Marina was a

I always thought Marina was a bad kisser ... or is that bad TV kisser? Her kisses appeared awkward.

minniesota's picture

This reminds me of why Alice

This reminds me of why Alice has made me laugh over the years. But not so much this season, which makes me a wee bit sad.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

minniesota's picture

I always cringed at their

I always cringed at their love scenes together. But I do like Marlee Matlin. Ohhhh, one of my favorite romantic scenes was Bette driving the tractor with the sign for Jodi. That was so sweet.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

minniesota's picture

Julia, I am in San Diego, CA

Julia, I am in San Diego, CA the night of the final episode if it is Friday, March 20. Oh my gosh. I hope my family members want to watch BSG, hah. I'll have my laptop with me with Skype on it.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

minniesota's picture

Sorry, Itty. Imma go wash out

Sorry, Itty. Imma go wash out my memory now.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

minniesota's picture

Marina. Sigh. I still miss

Marina. Sigh. I still miss Marina.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

itty's picture

Thanks 'NOT' Minnie... I'd

Thanks 'NOT' Minnie...
I'd totally blocked those scenes from my mind!!!

Not2Taem's picture

Don't think you'll get a lot

Don't think you'll get a lot of argument on that one.

orange_eyed_soul_bride's picture

Yeah!! The connection there

Yeah!! The connection there was totally apparent.

mysticsmb's picture

Gotta disagree--I dug that

Gotta disagree--I dug that scene too, if it's the one I'm thinking of that takes place in the morning. Jodie and Bette just had a very different kind of chemistry than Tibette, but for me there definitely was very strong character-based chemistry. I 'got' why they wanted each other. Even if it was never going to last, it was a powerful connection.

lucia_2008's picture

I agree. Those scenes were

I agree. Those scenes were painful to watch and sometimes I thought they were in pain.

Smile...life is good!!!

Julia Watson's picture

I'm gonna go on record saying

I'm gonna go on record saying that I think we should all get drunk together on Skype the weekend it ends.

lucia_2008's picture

1.) When Tina and Bette

1.) When Tina and Bette performed the invitro procedure themselves. "Let's do it".

2.) The pool scene with Helena and Tina.

3.) Marina and Jenny sex scene.

4.) Tina and Bette in bed after the near threesome and Tina said no this is you.

5.) Post ultrasound with Tina and Bette.

6.) Tina and Brenda.

7.) Shane and Carmen's first love scene.

8.) Shane and Molly when Shane was taking pictures of Molly asleep. Molly waking up and the tenderness between the two of them.

9.) Liquid Heat with Tasha and Alice.

10.) This one I will agree with you on, the scenes with Tina and Bette in Season 5.

Smile...life is good!!!