On Being Famous, Break Ups

January 6th, 2009 | 8:31 pm

Katy Perry (OUT magazine's ironic “OUT100” cover girl) must have made a new year's resolution to "be more lesbian" because she broke up with boyfriend and Gym Class Heroes front-man Travis McCoy then kissed a girl in the audience at her New Year's Eve show. Hmmmm, maybe she's trying to prove us all wrong?

On his blog, Travis writes the best break-up verse of all time:

My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess

The best looking girl in the whole U.S.

But every time you scream, you blow your finesse

Tryin’ to dis the Profess-

Or twenty-four hours of acting sore

Sometimes I wish you’d come down with lockjaw

So I don’t have to take in the breakin’

You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon

Lesbian news travels fast. Monday, perezhilton.com posted a story that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson broke up. They wouldn't be the first lesbian couple to break up and get back together in the same day.

However, within a few hours, the blog posted a retraction, quoting Lindsay’s squashing of the rumor, taken from her MySpace blog:

"RUMORS
little piece of TRUE information:
we did NOT break up!
access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE
xoxox Lindsay"

Monday, Perez Hilton was on The View to promote his new book, "Red Carpet Suicide."

Those of us dying to see what would happen between he and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, whom he refers to as "Elizabitch", were sorely disappointed to learn that she couldn't be there due to "a death in the family". This might have been a blessing in disguise for Elisabeth as it would have been real ugly, hence the disappointment. I’m surprised at how rude Joy was to him… lighten up!

And I present to you, the first best video of 2009: Kathy Griffin saying "dicks" (big deal, right?) during Anderson Cooper's live New Year's Eve coverage. She truly is hilarious.

Comments [96]

Really Tex? Are they by any

Really Tex? Are they by any chance called stinkers? As in hook, line, and stinker? Or, nothin' beats being bracketed by a couple of stinkers.

You two are too cute! :roll:

Submitted by Not2Taem on Fri, 2009-01-09 00:04.

lol---I was going to say the

lol---I was going to say the same thing. Back when I ate bacon I always asked the cook to burn it for me.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Submitted by peacekitty on Thu, 2009-01-08 19:38.

i actually like burnt

i actually like burnt bacon...

tweet tweet @gracemoon

Submitted by Grace Moon on Thu, 2009-01-08 18:53.

**Tex, I'm up here

**Tex, I'm up here !!**

Most Excellent...

Submitted by LongBeachDogLover (not verified) on Thu, 2009-01-08 05:06.

Fishing lines have weights -

Fishing lines have weights - you know that

Yo, LB, look! I made a laughing smiley face! Thanks :roll: :oops: :mrgreen:

@kdhales

Submitted by Tex on Thu, 2009-01-08 04:46.

**Tex...I'm answering up here

**Tex...I'm answering up here !!**

I won't say anything about the gigantic ________ .

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now, let me see if I can explain the smiley face thingy......
To 'animate' the smiley face, do this :

Instead of typing in the eyes and smile, which will create the smiley.... do this (of course I can't do it, or you will only see an animated smiley) heee heee....

Type this, please ignore the brackets [ : ] [ lol ] [ : ]

You might want to checkout Grace's tech blog. The one with the emoticons. I believe that it is also explained there.......

http://www.velvetparkmedia.com/2008/12/06/editors-letter-the-plan-120608...

Have Fun,

LBDL
xxoo

Submitted by LongBeachDogLover (not verified) on Thu, 2009-01-08 03:12.

Whoopie really has been

Whoopie really has been almost a non-entity the last couple of times I've seen the show. Pretty disappointing considering how she started off. But when she does get fired up...

Submitted by Not2Taem on Thu, 2009-01-08 03:11.

I feel the same way about

I feel the same way about some of his winter by the river/lake, no other abode in sight scenes.

Little house in big woods =

Submitted by Not2Taem on Thu, 2009-01-08 03:07.

Great! I'm up to jello and

Great! I'm up to jello and toast and made it through a whole day at work. I'm giddy in the glow of life away for PG. And going to bed very soon. lol

So, you got the gal dumpster diving now. Are you trying to make her sick too? I know misery loves company butt... Seriously, though; That's a friend!

Hope you're both doing well and enjoying the sunshine.

Tae

Submitted by Not2Taem on Thu, 2009-01-08 03:03.

Texy has had her tied up in

Texy has had her tied up in the dumpster. :twisted:

Submitted by Not2Taem on Thu, 2009-01-08 02:55.

For Tex, below again She

For Tex, below again

She went dumpster diving for you! Definitely coupling.

Submitted by Not2Taem on Thu, 2009-01-08 02:48.

For Tex below There are

For Tex below

There are those who start out that way. Vaginal Rejuvenation, anyone?

Submitted by Not2Taem on Thu, 2009-01-08 02:43.

I would think peeps would

I would think peeps would make better bobbers. Don't they float?

Submitted by Not2Taem on Thu, 2009-01-08 02:32.

Danm! I hand no idea they got

Danm! I hand no idea they got that big! We thought we caught something rare when we pulled a foot long out of the reservoir. lol

Submitted by Not2Taem on Thu, 2009-01-08 02:29.

.."like a burnt piece of

.."like a burnt piece of bacon"..

oops, I have to be .. back.. into the kitchen..

love is a pebble laughing in the sun

Submitted by annemarlen on Thu, 2009-01-08 02:29.

Doesn't do a damn thing for

Doesn't do a damn thing for me on a sexual level, but I thought it was pretty funny when she had Alice "hanging out'.

Submitted by Not2Taem on Thu, 2009-01-08 02:18.

This post is truly glamorous

This post is truly glamorous & made me feel the awesome power of celebrity mythology. keep up the gay news!!

Submitted by Professor Crandall (not verified) on Wed, 2009-01-07 20:54.

Perfect for a pastelly motel

Perfect for a pastelly motel room in a forested tourist area. It would go well with a mauve and forest green polyester bedspread, don't you think? )

Submitted by Lezbeth (not verified) on Wed, 2009-01-07 20:37.

I don't know but I have to

I don't know but I have to admit the thought of a seductive, beautiful lesbian vampire sinking her teeth into my neck certainly does it for me.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Submitted by peacekitty on Wed, 2009-01-07 20:22.

What is it with lesbians and

What is it with lesbians and vampires anyway?

Submitted by Amy Nicole Miller on Wed, 2009-01-07 20:09.

lesbians typically have to

lesbians typically have to break up at least twice in order for it to be official. li-lo's blogs are hi-LARIOUS.

Submitted by emily hartl (not verified) on Wed, 2009-01-07 20:02.

Don't worry, LB, I've never

Don't worry, LB, I've never known of a woman turning into a gigantic vajayjay!!!!!

and how do you make the smiley face's mouth and brows move?

@kdhales

Submitted by Tex on Wed, 2009-01-07 19:14.

Uh oh, I was afraid of that

Uh oh, I was afraid of that Tex.....

Submitted by LongBeachDogLover (not verified) on Wed, 2009-01-07 19:02.

Answer for below

Answer for below riddle.....

Catfish may be dumb, but they're smart enough to know not to get involved......

and speaking of other stories - I mistakingly threw something away yesterday, and Kelakey did some dumpster-diving for me to retrieve it.....the process of the successful attempt had me literally wetting myself I was laughing so hard.....

@kdhales

Submitted by Tex on Wed, 2009-01-07 19:01.

Oh please stop you two. It's

Oh please stop you two. It's 25 degrees and snowing here....and i have to move in it this weekned. I want to move to Texas or California.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Submitted by peacekitty on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:48.

Hummmm..... I've been told

Hummmm..... I've been told that I'm a "bottom dweller".
Butt, that's a whole different story !!

Yikes.

Submitted by LongBeachDogLover (not verified) on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:47.

Because I was trying to be a

Because I was trying to be a grownup this New Year's (for once) I was home with friends and watching CNN. She was not
aiming that jibe at AC. She was responding to some hecklers that were booing the stage and I thought it was fucking hilarious!

But yes, she can be an acquired taste . . .

Submitted by Patrice Kamins (not verified) on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:47.

Riddle me this Tex, Have

Riddle me this Tex,

Have they ever found any of those Mafia guys in the belly of a big old cat fish ?? Cement shoes, and all..........

Submitted by LongBeachDogLover (not verified) on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:45.

Now, ladies.....

@kdhales

Submitted by Tex on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:38.

LMAO........ Hi Tex !! Have

LMAO........ Hi Tex !!

Have a great time outside, the weather is just awesome today. The weather guys are saying that by this weekend, it should be around 75° in here in So. California..... does life get any better??

Takin' my dog to the beach,
LBDL
xxoo

Submitted by LongBeachDogLover (not verified) on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:37.

Oh, Jules, cook that fish! I

Oh, Jules, cook that fish! I know how they're raised and caught, and I still love catfish. Anyway, the farm raised fish you're going to cook are fed catfish food - pellets of goodness.

That pic I found of the catfish - that's actually not as big as I've seen in person. I saw a 98 pound fish in a lake in east Texas. A long time fisherman caught it - got it back to his boat dock - secured it there with a rope for all the gawkers to see. He killed the fish and attempted to filet it (yuks on many levels). The meat was inedible - too tough and tasted terrible. Poor fish....

Enjoy the Cajun cat,

Tex

@kdhales

Submitted by Tex on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:33.

For you P/K...........

Submitted by LongBeachDogLover (not verified) on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:31.

Speaking of Alcie....I was

Speaking of Alcie....I was flipping through channels last night and landed on Showtime's Season 3 L-word repeats and it was the scene where Alice is talking about her "vampire girlfriend with the insatiable appetite." Aside from the fact I despise season 3 and wish it never happened...I have to admit I thought it was cool that they paid homage to the lesbian/vampire fantasy. Seems like that motif comes up again in season 6.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Submitted by peacekitty on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:29.

Southerners use their

Southerners use their ingenuity when finding bait. Why, I've been known to use the red wasp nest itself when running low on the grubs. And yes, it works - catfish love wasp nests too. Peeps have actually been used - why, look at 'em. They look like a gigantic fish bait! What's really bad about it is that the water doesn't change them much.....bait of choice for catfish is a concoction call "blood bait". You should smell that.....and LB, yes, every creature is what they eat!

Craving fried catfish,

Tex

@kdhales

Submitted by Tex on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:27.

Okay, I can answer that one -

Okay, I can answer that one - yes, farm-raised are better - that's what you're buying in the grocery store.....but don't get me started on how they raise the fish....... hehehehehe

In a feisty mood today,

Tex

Note: those really big catfish that people catch are not usually eaten - they seriously taste like mud and all other things found at the bottom of rivers - catfish are bottom dwellers....

@kdhales

Submitted by Tex on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:21.

Awww, come on you two - ya'll

Awww, come on you two - ya'll are sweeter than the Peeps - this dripping sugar is too much for me this morning, uh, afternoon!!!

Have a great day, ladies - going to go out into the sunshine myself today - get well with the rays.....

Love ya'll,

Tex

@kdhales

Submitted by Tex on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:19.

Hello to you my sweet little

Hello to you my sweet little poptart.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Submitted by peacekitty on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:08.

Hey Julia, I love fish (go

Hey Julia, I love fish (go figure) but everytime I've tried catfish I think they taste like muddy water. Is farm-raised any better?

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Submitted by peacekitty on Wed, 2009-01-07 18:06.

Hahaha are they really Tex?

Hahaha are they really Tex? I think you're being goofy. We have a book dedicated to peeps (I know I'm a big old library nerd, but trust me peeps are a cult favorite up here.)

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Submitted by peacekitty on Wed, 2009-01-07 17:59.