Kiss My Size 10 Ass
On Saturday night I told my girlfriend that I'd take her out to this big dyke party in the neighborhood if she finished redoing her syllabus for next semester. So while she diligently typed away, I read every 2008 best and worst list on the internets. And lo and behold I ran across a little pocket of sexist insanity that somehow escaped me during the year. Check it out: bootylicious girls were an oft-studied population in 2008. According to science, women with a dress size above 4 have happy, satisfying relationships and sex lives. Who knew?
One study published in Obstetrics & Gynecology found that 92 percent of women defined as overweight reported that they got busy on a regular basis. In contrast, 87 percent of women with a normal body mass index reported having "a sexual history."
There was no definition of "overweight," but I'm guessing they are referring to women who are not dealing with morbid obesity to the point of being housebound. Not because fat women aren't sexy, but if you're housebound you probably get out to the clubs less. Actually what I'm saying here is that this study is so incredibly obtuse and misogynist that I'm unable to deconstruct and am forced to resort to sarcasm.
In case you are too busy banging to click the link I will share with you this priceless conclusion: "This study indicates that all women deserve diligence in counseling on unintended pregnancy and sexually transmitted disease prevention, regardless of body mass index." So don't think you can't become the single mother of a baby named Tripp or get a scorching case of herpes just because you have a big butt.
Another study done by researchers funded by Special K (the breakfast cereal not the club drug) concluded that women who were a UK size 14 or US size 12 were reportedly happier with all aspects of their lives than ladies who wore a smaller size. The story was picked up everywhere. I saw it on just about every blog and news outlet I visit because, you know, it was so shocking and really big news.
And finally, this last one made me die laughing. According to sexologists in Belgium, girls who swing their hips when they walk are more likely to have vaginal orgasms. The study, published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, suggests: "[Hipswinging] could reflect the free, unblocked energetic flow from the legs through the pelvis to the spine." I think what they are saying is that if you have a juicy ass you often think about it and therefore things you might want to do with it or have done to it. Or maybe they were just hypnotized by rhythmic ass-swinging and regressed into hippie-speak.
OK, I have to go squeeze my big ass into something tight and go out dancing now in preparation for all the vaginal orgasms I intend to have later. Good night.
Comments [27]
Watch that hip swinging.
Watch that hip swinging. According to my physical therapist (who watched me walk to determine this WASN'T my problem), hip swinging can weaken your lower back and may indicate weak abs. So hip swingers beware...keep those abs in shape and swing at your own peril.
Diana, I wasn't able to
Diana, I wasn't able to comment last evening due to technical difficulties now fixed. That hip swinging research study cracks me up. I am now contemplating "free, unblocked energetic flow from the legs."
Civility is not a sign of weakness.
We often link sex to food.
We often link sex to food. It's a cliché.
People who eat a lot are supposed to have more sex, as if it was the same type of addiction.
On the contrary anorexia doesn't lead to sex (over controlling on every feeding things and pleasure).
Obviously the study for
Obviously the study for Special K is twisted, it says in a subliminal way: eat that Special K shit which will get you fat and... be happy!
And for the last one, sexologists (in France) have no diploma in medicine, I mean it's not a speciality in medicine, it's a psychology speciality (some general practitionner do it but they don't have a scientific acknowledgment, only a human science aproval ).
But it's amusing to think it... shall we now all change our way of walking to the swinging one ?
Come on, let's walk-swing, it will be the new dykewalker.
About the money in research:
About the money in research: that's exactly what I was thinking about!
I wonder about the aim of these studies: WHAT FOR?
If it's to cure obesity with intensive sex, I would have understood (some research might show that having sex burns calories, energy).
Howdy Steph. :) I'm
Howdy Steph.
I'm thinking your right about the lack of methodology. Must be the human subject interview method. Researchers watch for people swinging their arse as they walk, run up and ask, "Excuse me, how many orgasms do you have a month?"
"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"
Hey there PK! I doubt there
Hey there PK!
I doubt there was much methodology "behind" any of this research....
I'm just wondering what the
I'm just wondering what the methodology was for the "ass wiggle/orgasm" research study.
"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"
Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown
Who are we to argue with your
Who are we to argue with your arse?
Stay healthy,
Tex
@kdhales
"Hot" comes in all shapes and
"Hot" comes in all shapes and sizes..... healthy is what counts.
That's what me and my size UK 14 arse think!
"girls who swing their hips
"girls who swing their hips when they walk are more likely to have vaginal orgasms"
I think we could make loads of money teaching a Sexy Walk Workshop if we cite this study.
I still just love the Journal
I still just love the Journal of Sexual Medicine reflecting on the "free, unblocked energetic flow from the legs through the pelvis to the spine." Such astute academic prose/jam band lyrics.
Oh. Good. Grief.
Oh. Good. Grief.
Okay.........Itty, What's
Okay.........Itty,
What's with the "thick and juicy" business ?
You know it's not thick...
Rhythmically Swinging My Juicy Ass,
LBDL
xxoo
I'm loving LBDL's ass and I
I'm loving LBDL's ass and I cannot lie....
I like 'em real thick and juicy!!!
Mmmmm...Mmmmmm.
Dam baby...
I miss seeing your avatar!!!
Diana, don't forget to swing
Diana, don't forget to swing your hips Lady! Bwaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaa!
I like big butts and I can
I like big butts and I can not lie.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZxmg1rCw5A
Lovin' the Big Girls,
LBBigButtLover
xxoo
Kiss My Size 10 Ass - can I?
Kiss My Size 10 Ass - can I? Huh? Please?
Not a 10, yet happy!
Getting healthier,
Tex
@kdhales
I think there maybe a
I think there maybe a correlation to the beer...the gut and depression/stress. Both beer and depression/stress will give a person a "pregnant" look...male or female.
No one said you had to apologize for a boney ass - it's just there is so many misconceptions of weight and body image...and fears of gaining a few pounds. Being a size 2 does not improve any sexual activity or happiness...and neither does being a size 10.
It's more about being happy with yourself...no matter what size you are. And no matter what size a person is, it's achievable - and happiness and sexual vibrancy has less to do with weight.
Hmm, I wonder if there are
Hmm, I wonder if there are studies on what impact a beer gut has on males who have one? I'm guessing they're happier too because the love of their life is just a refrigerator door away....I'm proud of my bony ass and I'm not apologising for it either
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but isn't a size 10
but isn't a size 10 healthier?
I mean, my size 6 bff worries constantly about her body image - more so about weight. She gets sooo caught up into it that instead of exercising more, she'll skip meals. At one point I use to be able to see all the vertebrae and ribs on her back, and she'll still say her ass is fat.
All the worrying causes major internal health problems...like IBS and stomach ulcers and root canals from grinding the teeth at night ....blood pressure and who knows what else.
I'd like to see more funding for other issues, but I think this isn't that bad of an idea if we can some how step back from women being so overly sensitive about weight issues. Most women who worry about weight issues worry that they will no longer be attractive to their partner...and ultimately alone without sex.
And women who complain about weight issues to their friends end up spreading that self image worry/worthy on.
“This study indicates that
“This study indicates that all women deserve diligence in counseling on unintended pregnancy and sexually transmitted disease prevention, regardless of body mass index.”
Gee. That's big of them.
Cagey-Cage, my size 10 ass and I salute you! (Okay, that sounded dirtier than I meant it to.)
I guess the upside is that
I guess the upside is that men are decreasing their appetite for anorexic women with clean shaven genitals who look more like half starved preteens than adults? Another possible plus could be that men will finally leave me alone. since I'm only a size 10 myself (albeit 5'11" to boot, lol)?
Oh, wait, I forgot, men will frack anyone or anything given half the chance.
No wonder funding for research into women's health issues is so fracking low, this is the sort of thing that money is being spent on!
Growing up and gong into my
Growing up and gong into my young adult life, I was conscious only because the small ass girls around me complained they were fat and looked ugly because they felt fat. my best friend is still a size 6, even with her boooty....which to me is a very attractive athletic body.
through the years, I've learned to ignore those shouts of "I"M FAAAAT AND UGLY!!!"
I started saying, "Thanks". And she still has no clue.
Right now I am too heavy, but in reality, my normal body prior to me quiting smoking, I was satisfied and very happy. I was a size 18 and very active. I could lift 20,000 - 40,000 lbs a night with my own two bare hands...and go out afterwards, play pool and dance, and still go home to make love for a few hours more...and be back at work to do it all over again.
I did that at least 4 nights a week - because over the weekend it was all dedicated to spending time with my son, due to my "weird" working hours. 2pm-midnight
Manny bullshit! 'nough said.
Manny bullshit! 'nough said.
Society's constant
Society's constant concentration on the size of women has been an ever-changing phenomenon; centuries ago chunky was en vogue. It is unfortunate that these studies can't concentrate on legitimate health issues that women face who are on the heavier side and who could benefit from a somewhat healthier lifestyle rather than the absurd of sexual activity as some EARTHSHATTERING phenomenon.
Bigger question: Why aren't these funded research studies going after something, I don't know silly old me with my CRAAAAAZY ideas, worthwhile like say cancer or AIDS?