Major Spoiler For The L Word
Far be it from me, the anonymous Editor, to disclose any top secret, highly concealed, tightly guarded spoilers for the final season of The L Word. So while it's mums the word from me, those broads at Afterellen.com have let the cat out of the bag. Now, I'm not saying what they said, you'll just go on over there and find out yourself — that is if you want to find out. After you read the news, feel free to come back here and vent. Lets just say I don't think anything would satisfy us for this final season...
Warning: If you do not want to know what happens next season do not read any comments left below, just in case someone spills it.
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I've been reading through the
I've been reading through the threads just to see if anyone else posted this and I didn't notice anything...but I was reading about the Alice spin off maybe a month ago on AfterEllen and it said something about how it was set to take place in prison...does this mean that the season is concluded with Alice being convicted for killing Jenny?
Oh my.
I agree on the plot...who
I agree on the plot...who cares (I can't believe I just said that). I swear JB is a better lesbian than I am (I can't believe I said that either!!!) although I have been practicing...I think I'm almost there!!!! So I've always been an in the closet TiBetter. They have amazing chemistry...I've never seen anything like it. When the show's over I'll have to go to TiBette Anonymous...
All About Eve ala Jenny
All About Eve ala Jenny (Bette) and Adele (Ann Baxter) / season 5...lauded as one of the best movies of all time with Bette Davis as the tragic PROTAGANIST.
I wonder what classic will be the subject of a Jenny montage this season...maybe an Alfred Hitchcock movie...Psycho [who would be the cross-dressing Tony Perkins' character? Maybe Max!], The Birds [I could definitely see a Jenny dream scene there], North by Northwest [maybe a Hitchcock combo: Jenny climbing across Mount Rushmore being pursued by the cross-dressing Perkins, to the shower of her Hollywood apartment...what?...it could happen...in Jenny-World].
Yeah, cartoon character Jenny has definitely worn out her welcome...but oh, the memories...I'll miss the carnival dreams, the dog peeing on the board room table, Gary Marshall, the prima dona director syndrome. I can't even remember all the hilarious scenes....
Thank God TiBette make it (I hope...I haven't seen the youtube spoilers)...maybe a wedding...fuck prop 8.
I hope Roseanne Arquette makes another cameo...
And I hope there's lots of steamy sex...it sounds like there will be.
OMG! I just saw that tongue,
OMG! I just saw that tongue, as well! I'm barfing, too. NOOOOO!!! Say it ain't so Shane!!!!!!!! Don't ... lose ... your ... sanity ... in ... the ... black ... hole ... known ... as ... Jenny ...
I need to youtube all of these spoilers Tex and company are talking about. I've only read the AfterEllen one. Two days off the internet and I'm way behind TLW gossip.
LMAO! Good one.
LMAO! Good one.
Im bummed too i love Mia and
Im bummed too i love Mia and the minute the writers start giving her something decent to work with last season they have to kill her off. Dana flashback much?
ps no movie homage can justify the cliched dead lesbian ending to our only lesbian series..
all i wanted was some core group interaction and resolution for the finale. Cop out for Shenny too! i waited 5 seasons darn it!
I'm always 'in heat' in the
I'm always 'in heat' in the springtime........yummy.
Fuck, who am I foolin'.... I'm always in heat !!
Hummm, I think that my rabies
Hummm, I think that my rabies shot is up to date.
Then again....... maybe not.
Sheez...the L word is the L
Sheez...the L word is the L word, our favorite TV show to love and hate. What will cause so much impassioned reaction when it's gone? I don't really care if plot lines were borrowed, abducted, copied or whatever, I love some dyke drama (especially since I'm single right now and getting to that age where very little drama occurs). Yeah, I complain, but it's like those lesbian novels I sometimes read--have even finished one or two while throwing some of them across the room in disgust. Bottom line, I'd rather watch the L Word doing this stuff than something else with absolutely no lezzie representation. That's just me.
Oh, and BTW, how are you getting your pictures into the little orange squares? Love that. Thanks VP.
Yeah me too. If you barf on
Yeah me too. If you barf on my Tibette I can barf on your Shenny.
"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"
I heart you Rove, but I barf
I heart you Rove, but I barf on your Shenny. <33
Hi there Steph :) This was
Hi there Steph
This was supposed to be under you but I ran out of replies.
Great to see you here and I hope you stay. xoxo - PK
"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"
Anybody else notice the
Anybody else notice the exposed neck/vampire motif?
"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"
Hey get off my
Hey get off my Sheeny!!!
I've been waiting for this since the beginning of season 2!!!!!
Hi PK Lovely to see your
Hi PK
Lovely to see your thoughts over here on VP!
I think think the humour in the L Word is great - some of the stuff that Alice says makes me laugh out loud. And yes, compared to most lesbian films, it's pure genius.
I won't get to see Season 6 until late next year - oh no!!!
My Dearest Kitty &
My Dearest Kitty & Tae......
I wanted to reply to both of you.......but I can't.
****YAMS.....HELP !!!!****
(We need to be able to reply to everyone, that keeps it alive)
It must be said that Mia K
It must be said that Mia K didn't have much to work with in The Black Dahlia ... that film was simply BAD (and cast all wrong).
A total waste of an interesting part of Hollywood history and what could have been a great movie ...
Bahahahaha January is gonna
Bahahahaha January is gonna be like springtime for tibetters... look out, you'll have a sea women humping your leg left right and center....
Ew, I'm just now noticing the
Ew, I'm just now noticing the Shenny tongue. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Nice poster - nice necks -
Nice poster - nice necks - nice tongue - nice, really nice almost kisses......
Nothing but love
Tex
@kdhales
SPOILER ALERT Okay, Minns, I
SPOILER ALERT
Okay, Minns, I have looked at all to date possible spoilers on youtube - there is gonna be some hot sexin' goin' on on TLW. I really don't care how they get there or why or who they're with....
Been too long,
Tex
@kdhales
You mean the comedy scene
You mean the comedy scene from the circus tent?
Can you make them dance
Can you make them dance together?
I obviously don't watch
I obviously don't watch enough classic movies.
"I wish Shane would
"I wish Shane would commit..." To a relationship? Suicide? Murder? Inquiring minds want to know.
lol
Oh my Gawd...you do NOT have
Oh my Gawd...you do NOT have a Jennifer Beals tattoo on your left breast! lol!!
Psst...I have one on my right butt cheek.
"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"
TIBETTE ROCKS !!!! "Uh
TIBETTE ROCKS !!!!
"Uh oh…I sound like one of those obsessed Tibetters.
) I’ve been hanging around the boards too long."
Kitty, how dare you insinuate that we TiBetters are anything other than 'normal'.......Ha! Just because I have a tattoo of Jennifer Beals on my left breast, and Laurel Holloman on my right breast , THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'M A FANATIC, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT ?? YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY MY PSYCHIATRIST !!!...... QUIT LOOKING AT ME, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?? I DON'T WANNA GET UP OFF THE FLOOR........... MOMMY KITTY'S MEAN !!!!!
Yep - gonna be some hot
Yep - gonna be some hot lovemaking goin' on in Season 6 - Dylan and Helena are lookin' good rollin' around on the rug! PK, you know I am a spoiler watchin' woman.... I don't like surprises!
@kdhales
Oh I don't know I could get
Oh I don't know I could get onboard with Jodi driving a bus off a cliff with Maxie Pad, Tommy Cringe, Jenny, Phyliss, Dembo and Bimbo, and many more of the really bad screen scratchers that we have had to endure for 5 seasons.
As they go thankfully over all of them screaming WHAT THE FUCK!!! God knows they forced enough wtf's from us - hey I'm just saying....
Now that would be an excellent ending.
yes Mia is good but; the jenny character just wears you out!!
I hate Jenny. I wish Shane
I hate Jenny. I wish Shane would commit. I wish Tina and Bette would get their shit together. I love Alice!!! and Max.... yea, well, she's a dude now and I am sick of her face. Bring back Ivan!!!!!!!
Howdy Tex, you must have just
Howdy Tex, you must have just seen the Tibette fun scene that just got leaked.
No bed death there. That's all I'm sayin'.
"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"
Holy mother of all things TLW
Holy mother of all things TLW - Season 6 spoilers have flooded youtube - forget the TLW bed death I mentioned earlier - OMG! So much for keeping things underwraps......Grace, if you want, just link 'em all for convenience. Geeezus!
@kdhales
Hey! Bette and Tina have the
Hey! Bette and Tina have the best chemistry of any couple on the show...of any tv show in history!!!
Uh oh...I sound like one of those obsessed Tibetters.
) I've been hanging around the boards too long.
Anyway, JB and, how do the fans say it LuH, I think....kick ass together even when their storyline sucks.
Good gawd, I've been kidnapped by the members of Tibette Nation and slowly brainwashed. Minnie...please rescue me! I need to be reprogrammed...
"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"
NoooOooOOoO! *in slow
NoooOooOOoO!
*in slow motion, throws self across Minnie in the fashion of a Secret Service Agent bodily protecting an important dignitary from a hail of bullets*
(Iz protecting Min from rabid Tibetters -- I'm lookin' at YOU, LBDL -- who will now want to eat her.)
xo
Lesbian tragedy is a
Lesbian tragedy is a genera... um maybe our only genera.
I do like the clever advertisment. Going Down... har har...
I liked Venus Envy, and Same Sex Different City, can't remember the others...
You both have good points.
You both have good points. Zara, I've also wondered why there are so many "shitty lesbian films." Is it that the best writers, producers, directors, etc. don't want to waste their time making a film that isn't mainstream? I'm just guessing. I'm with you though, sweetness and light can be every bit as meaningful and engaging as murder and cheating.
In terms of the L-word, I don't have a problem with them paying homage to classic hollywood movies. However, some of the dialogue is so weak that it's laughable. When they combine "homage to classic movies" with silly dialogue it can give the impression that the writers aren't very creative and have to copy other stories.
I'm not saying that's necessarily the case with the L-word because for me it's fun laughable, not groan and change the channel laughable. I just saw a spoiler from season 6 in which Max and his/her boyfriend are discussing long-term relationship plans after they've had a fight and in a very serious tone Max says, "I'm sorry I kicked you in the balls." lol
I mean really it's goofy but you have to laugh. I'm thinking it's just supposed to be what it is....a silly, laughable, lesbian soap opera with lots of hot sex. Nothing wrong with that IMO.
"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"
ZT, I wouldn't be looking for
ZT, I wouldn't be looking for a deeper meaning to the plot. I believe the reason is much more simple. In past seasons, the writers have employed homages to Hollywood classic movies. They are just continuing this urge to homage for the final season.
Civility is not a sign of weakness.
I wonder if there's this
I wonder if there's this underlying mentality that to make something 'tragic' (in the sense that is typically used today and not in the glorious Nietzschean sense) is to make something 'meaningful.' (And: Is this why there are so many shitty lesbian films?) Seriously, why can't sweetness and light be just as meaningful?
I wonder how far back these
I wonder how far back these flashbacks go.. could we see Carmen and Dana again?
LMAO!!!!! That would
LMAO!!!!! That would mean the L Word would have a happy ending.......they don't do happy.....
Lake
Hahaha I tried to go read the
Hahaha I tried to go read the spoilers and got this message..
"Uh oh! The site's temporarily down due to too much lesbian processing! Please come back later. "
That's great
Oh noooooo! Please no
Oh noooooo! Please no Shenny! That I couldn't bare. My happy dance would end.
At the end .....Shane will
At the end .....Shane will wake up and Jenny will be in the shower.....oh wait that was 'Dallas'.......my bad!
Lake
Still doing the happy dance!
Still doing the happy dance! I can now forgive IC for killing off Dana.
-Angie
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I usually don't like spoilers but I couldn't stop myself because I sooo wanted it to be Jenny! Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! It does sound a little Desperate Housewives and silly but we'll see.
I saw Mia in Black Dahlia and that was like watching Jenny all over again. I'm sorry but I don't agree. Mia can't act. Her method acting does nothing to make you believe in an actual character. Method acting should stay in acting school or high school plays not on the screen or film.
Of course, this could be a Showtime "leak" to point people in the wrong direction.
Absofuckinlutely hate Jenny. I have to call my sister to share the wonderful news! Something to get my thoughts off of the economy! Thank you!
-Angie
Tex, BUT, it is a fantasy. It
Tex, BUT, it is a fantasy. It just happens to be a Sunset Boulevard style of fantasy, not Disney.
Okay, I confess that I came up with that plot.
Just.
Kidding.
Civility is not a sign of weakness.
Oh, golly, I'm all for death
Oh, golly, I'm all for death plots. In fact, I was advocating killing off Tina a couple of seasons ago. Lalalalala. Let the season begin!
(Oops, sorry LBDL, I know you love Bette & Tina.)
Civility is not a sign of weakness.
Oh geez, can we not think of
Oh geez, can we not think of anything else to do with these characters for high drama except kill them? You know the first death of a character didn't work out so well for TLW - three years later people are still complaining about Dana and the morbid direction taken in the breast cancer plot. Did the folks with TLW forget that this is a fantasy? There's really nothing wrong with happy Ever After, just ask Drew Barrymore. Falling in love with your "dream" can be extremely entertaining and lead to many plot lines. Anyway, if the writers took plots from OC members - then whose idea was it that Jenny be found floating in the pool?
Nothing but love,
Tex
@kdhales
I didn't read AE - but it all
I didn't read AE - but it all sounds a bit Desperate Housewives! (with the dead character narrating the season) ... hmm?
God I hate spoilers! ... but I just had to read the comments!
boo i liked her. that strap
boo i liked her. that strap on scene with nikki is way hotter than any mr bean movie.