As a single girl I often think about my ideal partner. Last night while lying in bed, I tried to imagine this person. I thought about what type of body they would have. Would they be athletic, with long toned muscles?

Hello Ladies! Technically this recap could have happened last week. Why, you ask? Because Showtime and OurChart teamed up to be awesome and stream this episode, that’s why! Now, I know what you’re thinking, “then why didn’t we get our recap sooner-rather than later, Iris?”. Well- ladies, because I wanted to give you the unedited [...]

A note before the recap this week. Nobody just goes ** “Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling.” NOBODY. Seriously, if you’ve just read this and said to yourself, “I’ll just go Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling”—then check your pulse and look in the mirror, cause you’re probably a figment of someone’s imagination. [** ed note see below. ]
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Despite its thick skin and robust appearance, the banana is actually a delicate fruit. And in case you didn’t know, bananas are experiencing an epidemic that could wipe them out in the next couple of decades. Yes, there are serious things happening in the world at large, but I want to talk about the banana.

A bitter queen once sniffed, “Denver is Houston with a view.” How wrong she was.
Queers in Denver like to joke that Denver International Airport is actually located in Kansas because it is a bit of a drive to the heart of Denver itself. Just think of it as the perfect time to reflect on a [...]

How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice Practice Practice. And that’s where we start this weeks episode: Mid way through pee stream rehearsal. And the ever popular, “this is how lesbians fuck” rehearsal. Jenny put it perfectly when she said, “You know it might be nice if you look like you’re giving her actual [...]

Let it be known that I will do quite a bit for my job. I stopped watching, and made my friends stop watching the Super Bowl ( insert “ooo” noises here). They watch for the game, I watch for the commercials. And if no one saw the baby trading stock—YouTube that, [...]